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Dead Dick Disease - it's coming
03-05-2019, 07:02 AM #1
Me? Incognito Anonymous
 
Dead Dick.

Dead Vagina.

Both are coming.

5G will produce a lot of ozone. Ozone converts your sex compound nitric oxide (NO) into the acid rain compound NO2.

NO helps you get and maintain an erection or lubrication as the case may be.

But NO2 actually destroys the epithelial tissue that produces NO. So not only does your NO get depleted, you will also have lesser ability to make NO in the future.

The result is 5G Dead Dick and 5G Dead Vagina. Tiny bits of 5G "Light" are already in over 100 cities. A major rollout is promised in June of this year in over 30 cities.

A lot of Dead Dick and Dead Vagina will be occurring.

This will accompany the cramps and diarrhea 5G also promotes, so neither you or the people around you will be interested in having sex anyway.
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03-05-2019, 09:22 PM #2
Ernie Kovacs Incognito Anonymous
 
Wow, you're just full of good news these days. popcorn2.gif
03-05-2019, 09:27 PM #3
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,392 Threads:1,584 Joined:Feb 2011
Well at least we weren't dead by last Christmas, so that counts as good news... Right? 13.gif
03-05-2019, 09:28 PM #4
UKI_MK Incognito Anonymous
 
İmage
03-05-2019, 09:49 PM #5
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,392 Threads:1,584 Joined:Feb 2011
I guess 5G isn't kickin' in just yet over here which is also good news!

Might soon be time for panic sex though

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03-05-2019, 10:48 PM #6
Me? Incognito Anonymous
 
(1 hour ago)Ernie Kovacs Wrote:  Wow, you're just full of good news these days.   popcorn2.gif

chuckle.gif I'm giving you the good news because if you know the real cause of something, you might be able to take steps to correct it.
03-05-2019, 10:50 PM #7
Me? Incognito Anonymous
 
(1 hour ago)Octo Wrote:  I guess 5G isn't kickin' in just yet over here which is also good news!

Might soon be time for panic sex though

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Definitely, but record it so you can have fond memories after 5G comes to your locale.  If the video leaks into the internet, oh well...the rest of us could have fond memories as well.
03-06-2019, 03:35 PM #8
Fatima Incognito Anonymous
 
(Yesterday, 07:02 AM)Me? Wrote:  Dead Dick.

Dead Vagina.

Both are coming.

5G will produce a lot of ozone. Ozone converts your sex compound nitric oxide (NO) into the acid rain compound NO2.

NO helps you get and maintain an erection or lubrication as the case may be.

But NO2 actually destroys the epithelial tissue that produces NO. So not only does your NO get depleted, you will also have lesser ability to make NO in the future.

The result is 5G Dead Dick and 5G Dead Vagina. Tiny bits of 5G "Light" are already in over 100 cities. A major rollout is promised in June of this year in over 30 cities.

A lot of Dead Dick and Dead Vagina will be occurring.

This will accompany the cramps and diarrhea 5G also promotes, so neither you or the people around you will be interested in having sex anyway.

I think you no gonna scare me with this fake news sex story.
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I no belief dead dick and i no belief dead vagina
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maybe it will take him all night to do what he used to do all night?
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03-06-2019, 09:19 PM #9
Meh Member
Posts:1,161 Threads:46 Joined:Apr 2017
My ex had dead dick disease.

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03-07-2019, 11:33 AM #10
Me? Incognito Anonymous
 
(Yesterday, 03:35 PM)Fatima Wrote:  
(03-05-2019, 07:02 AM)Me? Wrote:  Dead Dick.

Dead Vagina.

Both are coming.

5G will produce a lot of ozone. Ozone converts your sex compound nitric oxide (NO) into the acid rain compound NO2.

NO helps you get and maintain an erection or lubrication as the case may be.

But NO2 actually destroys the epithelial tissue that produces NO. So not only does your NO get depleted, you will also have lesser ability to make NO in the future.

The result is 5G Dead Dick and 5G Dead Vagina. Tiny bits of 5G "Light" are already in over 100 cities. A major rollout is promised in June of this year in over 30 cities.

A lot of Dead Dick and Dead Vagina will be occurring.

This will accompany the cramps and diarrhea 5G also promotes, so neither you or the people around you will be interested in having sex anyway.

I think you no gonna scare me with this fake news sex story.
rofl.gif
I no belief dead dick and i no belief dead vagina
rofl.gif
maybe it will take him all night to do what he used to do all night?
37.gif

Very catchy. In fact, I might be inspired to write a song about it!
03-08-2019, 12:39 PM #11
fatima Incognito Anonymous
 
(Yesterday, 11:33 AM)Me? Wrote:  
(03-06-2019, 03:35 PM)Fatima Wrote:  
(03-05-2019, 07:02 AM)Me? Wrote:  Dead Dick.

Dead Vagina.

Both are coming.

5G will produce a lot of ozone. Ozone converts your sex compound nitric oxide (NO) into the acid rain compound NO2.

NO helps you get and maintain an erection or lubrication as the case may be.

But NO2 actually destroys the epithelial tissue that produces NO. So not only does your NO get depleted, you will also have lesser ability to make NO in the future.

The result is 5G Dead Dick and 5G Dead Vagina. Tiny bits of 5G "Light" are already in over 100 cities. A major rollout is promised in June of this year in over 30 cities.

A lot of Dead Dick and Dead Vagina will be occurring.

This will accompany the cramps and diarrhea 5G also promotes, so neither you or the people around you will be interested in having sex anyway.

I think you no gonna scare me with this fake news sex story.
rofl.gif
I no belief dead dick and i no belief dead vagina
rofl.gif
maybe it will take him all night to do what he used to do all night?
37.gif

Very catchy. In fact, I might be inspired to write a song about it!

37.gif 37.gif
that's so naughty of me 37.gif
and I am so happy I can say vagina with my accent and not even get ban??
in my village we pronounce vagina Vagheena 37.gif which is very gentle 37.gif
03-09-2019, 01:06 AM #12
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,392 Threads:1,584 Joined:Feb 2011
(03-06-2019, 08:19 PM)Meh Wrote:  My ex had dead dick disease.

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Omg I haven't seen you forever! I was worried

İmage



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