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Dead obese woman had so much body fat she set the crematorium on fire!
06-05-2012, 10:01 PM #1
Octo Mother Superior
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This is pretty gross... damned.gif

Quote:An expert report on the Austria fire has revealed that the woman being cremated weighed more than 200kg - or 31st 7lbs - and her size had caused the oven to overheat.

The press reports state that the filter temperature reached 300C and officials realised there was a problem when thick black smoke started billowing into the building.


Firemen whose clothing was left covered with a layer of sooty grease were snapped as they tackled the difficult to extinguish blaze in special breathing gear to avoid inhaling the fumes.


A lot of energy in fat fatman.gif
06-05-2012, 10:07 PM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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This is sickest damn thread I believe I've ever seen. Could have done without the fireman photos. uhoh.gif damned.gif


06-05-2012, 10:13 PM #3
Upāsaka Member
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Body as found by cops before burning.
06-05-2012, 10:14 PM #4
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06-05-2012, 10:15 PM #5
Octo Mother Superior
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lol.gif That looks like the human tick! aaah2.gif
06-05-2012, 10:27 PM #6
yankees skier
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06-05-2012, 10:46 PM #7
Accidental Stoner Member
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06-06-2012, 06:22 AM #8
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Whereas and as Whereunto, We the States Citizens Against the right to get too
fucking Fat,,,
Have Determined that "YOU" Mame,,, are Too Fat to Burn.

So, it is the decision of this Forum, To set you in an Oil Tanker,,,
and Squeeze you til you drip dry,,,

Whereas and Whereunto,,, we shall Utlize the Squeezin's To Fuel an
Exploratory Craft to travel to the ends of the Universe.

it will no doubt have enough fuel to return here as well.

Thank You Madamn for the Donation of your Body for the advancement
of Space Exploration.

Good Night from the Podium
06-06-2012, 06:26 AM #9
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Well ? it could happen,,, ya know ?
06-06-2012, 11:55 AM #10
Octo Mother Superior
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They should use that technology for their Mars mission reality show.
06-06-2012, 07:23 PM #11
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,566 Threads:240 Joined:Feb 2011
Mars ?

heh heh,,

with that much fuel,,, ?

Heck, we can visit the restaurant at the END of the Universe.

Get a Slaughterblaster and Beastey Steak.
06-06-2012, 07:26 PM #12
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,416 Threads:1,585 Joined:Feb 2011
Or why not take the fat people to Mars and use them to defrost the ice to create a breathable atmosphere, a little greasy but breathable hmm.gif
06-06-2012, 09:43 PM #13
Kreeper Griobhtha
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I think we should convert all dead people to fuel to heat our homes.


What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
06-06-2012, 09:53 PM #14
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,416 Threads:1,585 Joined:Feb 2011
I think that's a pretty good idea. They can use skinny people for kindling coffeetime.gif
06-06-2012, 10:23 PM #15
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,566 Threads:240 Joined:Feb 2011
Take anyone, whom it takes over a month for a FART to works it's way out of between their ass cheeks,,,,

chop off their asses,,,,

and build a bridge with them,,, to hell

let hell catch fire instead.



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