This is pretty gross...

Quote:An expert report on the Austria fire has revealed that the woman being cremated weighed more than 200kg - or 31st 7lbs - and her size had caused the oven to overheat.

The press reports state that the filter temperature reached 300C and officials realised there was a problem when thick black smoke started billowing into the building.

Firemen whose clothing was left covered with a layer of sooty grease were snapped as they tackled the difficult to extinguish blaze in special breathing gear to avoid inhaling the fumes.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...ation.html

A lot of energy in fat

This is sickest damn thread I believe I've ever seen. Could have done without the fireman photos.

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH


Body as found by cops before burning.

That looks like the human tick!

Whereas and as Whereunto, We the States Citizens Against the right to get too
fucking Fat,,,
Have Determined that "YOU" Mame,,, are Too Fat to Burn.

So, it is the decision of this Forum, To set you in an Oil Tanker,,,
and Squeeze you til you drip dry,,,

Whereas and Whereunto,,, we shall Utlize the Squeezin's To Fuel an
Exploratory Craft to travel to the ends of the Universe.

it will no doubt have enough fuel to return here as well.

Thank You Madamn for the Donation of your Body for the advancement
of Space Exploration.

Good Night from the Podium

Well ? it could happen,,, ya know ?

They should use that technology for their Mars mission reality show.

Mars ?

heh heh,,

with that much fuel,,, ?

Heck, we can visit the restaurant at the END of the Universe.

Get a Slaughterblaster and Beastey Steak.

Or why not take the fat people to Mars and use them to defrost the ice to create a breathable atmosphere, a little greasy but breathable

I think we should convert all dead people to fuel to heat our homes.

I think that's a pretty good idea. They can use skinny people for kindling

Take anyone, whom it takes over a month for a FART to works it's way out of between their ass cheeks,,,,

chop off their asses,,,,

and build a bridge with them,,, to hell

let hell catch fire instead.