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Disadvantages of being an Animal
BlueJay Show this Post
08-01-2015, 10:40 PM #1
BlueJay Incognito Anonymous
Here's a list of disadvantages to viewing the world through non-human eyes.

Death immediately after birth, regardless of lifespan because the concept of time doesn't exist... to animals, this is still "the land before time".

Constantly living in fear, and no comprehension of my surroundings except for the dumb shit that some tiny animal brain tells me is going on.

Utter and complete irresponsibility for your own actions, no choices about how I act, no hope of change, no awareness of my actions, and no remorse, and no give and no let up.

Constantly pissed off all the time.

No friendships, because my brain is telling me to eat the human.

No knowledge of anything outside of "I'm hungry and I want to eat".

Darwinian law telling me to go kill somebody else's infants because they're future competition for food and mates.

On one hand, Constantly a victim living in utter agony from heat exhaustion, sleep deprivation, fear, injury and disease, and no medical care whatsoever...
And on the other hand... no appreciation for any relief.

That sounds like a pretty rotten shit deal to me :P

So as bad as the human world is, I wouldn't trade it for anything else.
08-01-2015, 11:13 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,287 Threads:1,556 Joined:Feb 2011
I seriously doubt your knowledge in animal existence.
08-02-2015, 12:43 AM #3
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:30,424 Threads:1,481 Joined:Feb 2011
dunno.gif Our dog has it made. He lays around, eats lots of meat and licks his macadamias. I'm just not seeing the downside chuckle.gif

08-02-2015, 01:47 AM #4
Ruby Wolf Member
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Animals are helplessly born doomed and hurled into this fallen world to be stalked and hunted and shot and stabbed and slaughtered and stuffed and experimented upon and butchered and eaten and tracked and trapped and abducted and tagged and released and captured and caged and cloned and hybridized and exterminated into extinction by heartless compassionless empathyless evil humans...

Oh gee whiz like whataya f###en know those are the exact same damn sadistic things that heartless compassionless empathyless evil aliens are doing to helpless humans born doomed and hurled into this fallen world...

"Into this house we're born,into this world we're thrown" - Jim Morrison



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