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Do you all know what the Rapture is?
12-16-2013, 07:26 AM #1
Wayne5 Member
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I know a secret and I'm going to tell you.

First you have to know what the Rapture is. Its a belief of some Christians that before the Great Tribulation, a period of seven years leading to the war called Armageddon, Christians will leave the planet and spend this time in heaven with Jesus.

Its a commonly known belief. Those that do not except this view say "If a bunch of Christians disappear then everyone will know what's happening."

I know why they won't know. In fact when this event happens Christian leaders will swear that the disappearance has nothing to do with the Bible.

Why will there be Christian leaders left behind to make this evaluation? Because you get what you believe and most of them don't believe in a pre-Trib Rapture. A lot of them are simply fake Christians.

Don't get confused, this is not an evangelistic thread. This is a conspiracy thread. This thread will be full of heresy and yet it will be true.

You won't be able to find this secret in books or on the net, only here.

So, should I go on, or are you sick of the subject already?

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"God is not the author of confusion, but He is the author of mystery, and mystery can be very confusing." old wayne5 saying.
12-16-2013, 07:30 AM #2
White Ribbon call me
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rapture is a song by Blondie..

ffs wayne, go on.. lets see how bat shït crazy you really are.. (joke) chuckle.gif
12-16-2013, 07:39 AM #3
Wayne5 Member
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(12-16-2013, 07:30 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:  rapture is a song by Blondie..

ffs wayne, go on.. lets see how bat shït crazy you really are.. (joke) chuckle.gif

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12-16-2013, 08:16 AM #4
KILLUMINATI Made Ya Look!!
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(12-16-2013, 07:26 AM)Wayne5 Wrote:  I know a secret and I'm going to tell you.

First you have to know what the Rapture is. Its a belief of some Christians that before the Great Tribulation, a period of seven years leading to the war called Armageddon, Christians will leave the planet and spend this time in heaven with Jesus.

Its a commonly known belief. Those that do not except this view say "If a bunch of Christians disappear then everyone will know what's happening."

I know why they won't know. In fact when this event happens Christian leaders will swear that the disappearance has nothing to do with the Bible.

Why will there be Christian leaders left behind to make this evaluation? Because you get what you believe and most of them don't believe in a pre-Trib Rapture. A lot of them are simply fake Christians.

Don't get confused, this is not an evangelistic thread. This is a conspiracy thread. This thread will be full of heresy and yet it will be true.

You won't be able to find this secret in books or on the net, only here.

So, should I go on, or are you sick of the subject already?

coffeetime.gif
"God is not the author of confusion, but He is the author of mystery, and mystery can be very confusing." old wayne5 saying.

Rapture is not biblical. It was thought up in the 17th century.
12-16-2013, 11:07 AM #5
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Religious bat sh1t thread coffeetime.gif

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12-16-2013, 12:37 PM #6
DaJavoo If looks could kilt
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(12-16-2013, 08:16 AM)CuckooKill Wrote:  Rapture is not biblical. It was thought up in the 17th century.

Uhmmm...not really. The Apostle Paul taught it in several of his letters that are included in the canon of scripture, in particular, Thessalonians. It was also taught in the first centuries of the early church, before the church (of Rome) became the government sponsored ~ then it wasn't so popular to peddle anything antagonistic to earthy rule/control. (Sound familiar??)

Wayne ~ you know that even kittens won't save this thread?

İmage
12-16-2013, 01:53 PM #7
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(12-16-2013, 08:16 AM)CuckooKill Wrote:  
(12-16-2013, 07:26 AM)Wayne5 Wrote:  I know a secret and I'm going to tell you.

First you have to know what the Rapture is. Its a belief of some Christians that before the Great Tribulation, a period of seven years leading to the war called Armageddon, Christians will leave the planet and spend this time in heaven with Jesus.

Its a commonly known belief. Those that do not except this view say "If a bunch of Christians disappear then everyone will know what's happening."

I know why they won't know. In fact when this event happens Christian leaders will swear that the disappearance has nothing to do with the Bible.

Why will there be Christian leaders left behind to make this evaluation? Because you get what you believe and most of them don't believe in a pre-Trib Rapture. A lot of them are simply fake Christians.

Don't get confused, this is not an evangelistic thread. This is a conspiracy thread. This thread will be full of heresy and yet it will be true.

You won't be able to find this secret in books or on the net, only here.

So, should I go on, or are you sick of the subject already?

coffeetime.gif
"God is not the author of confusion, but He is the author of mystery, and mystery can be very confusing." old wayne5 saying.

Rapture is not biblical. It was thought up in the 17th century.

i agree with kill on this one

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12-16-2013, 02:14 PM #8
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(12-16-2013, 12:37 PM)DaJavoo Wrote:  
(12-16-2013, 08:16 AM)CuckooKill Wrote:  Rapture is not biblical. It was thought up in the 17th century.

Uhmmm...not really. The Apostle Paul taught it in several of his letters that are included in the canon of scripture, in particular, Thessalonians. It was also taught in the first centuries of the early church, before the church (of Rome) became the government sponsored ~ then it wasn't so popular to peddle anything antagonistic to earthy rule/control. (Sound familiar??)

Wayne ~ you know that even kittens won't save this thread?

İmage

so where is the word rapture used in the bible? you won't find it..it is a phoney baloney teaching ..oh I know the same moron snake oil preachers that preach of a prosperity doctrine have used this so called rapture nonsense to their advantage and also how they have used the book of revelation for gain by spinning the writtings into something so horrific that brain washed believers will swallow and contribute tons of cash to their ministries thinking that they will be taken up to avoid the tribulation lmao.gif we should love one another and not be worried or troubled about our future

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12-16-2013, 02:19 PM #9
j browsing Member
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The rapture, often called "the blessed hope," is sadly more hoax than hope, even though the man who started it had no intention of deceiving anyone. You need to know what the Bible actually says!

The rapture is widely taught and believed in Christianity today. Popular books and movies spin themes around this doctrine that essentially teaches Christ will come back twice, first coming only into the atmosphere to snatch believers away to heaven for several years; then actually returning to set foot on the earth.

We live in a time when most are content to get their knowledge of religion secondhand, preferably through dramatic presentations, including stage, screen and novels.

But you cannot afford to neglect your personal responsibility to prove the truth!

Those willing to take a careful look at the Bible will see that the rapture theory doesn't stand up to the scrutiny of God's Word.

The rapture was popularized in the 1970s by Hal Lindsey's writings ( The Late Great Planet Earth, etc.) and more recently by Jim Jenkins and Tim LaHaye in their Left Behind fictional books and films. But where did the idea of the rapture originate?http://www.ucg.org/doctrinal-beliefs/rap...-doctrine/

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12-16-2013, 05:24 PM #10
Wayne5 Member
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I will except all your responses as a vote of yes. I will make my next installment sometime today. Remember, you don't have to believe to understand.

Wayne ~ you know that even kittens won't save this thread?
Daj I have a LOT of kittens, really. chuckle.gif
12-16-2013, 05:33 PM #11
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My grandfather was ruptured, and that's just one letter away. He had to wear a truss and such. 37.gif

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12-16-2013, 05:52 PM #12
Wayne5 Member
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(12-16-2013, 05:33 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  My grandfather was ruptured, and that's just one letter away. He had to wear a truss and such. 37.gif

Not rupture, Rapture! Don't you heathers ware reading glasses like the rest of us? rofl.gif
12-16-2013, 06:13 PM #13
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When the souls of those deceased people who lived righteous holy lives are resurrected from the hellish limbo of their graves and ascend to heaven?

Hopelessly hopeful fantasy and science fiction stories most likely...

The crumbling foundations of every religion throughout fallen human history are bathed in rivers of tears and soaked in oceans of blood that fell and poured from the demonized innocence of countless forgotten people brutally murdered in the name of evil or imaginary gods...

12-16-2013, 09:26 PM #14
Wayne5 Member
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Where to start. We have to start by having humility.

What is translation? Well if you take English and convert it to a code and then translate the code back into English like spies do you have what we understand the word "translation" to mean. It is a precise conversion into English. We do not translate the Bible. Men do their best to say in English what they understand the text to say. That is why the English Bibles we have are different, sometimes even in meaning.

I don't do a lot of scripture quoting. I tell you what it says. If you don't like what I tell you, start your own thread. I generally stay close to a widely excepted view. I don't have to distort the scriptures to make my points. The secrets of God are hidden in plain site.

Example: Matthew 19:8 about divorce

They said to Him, "Why then did Moses command to GIVE HER A CERTIFICATE OF DIVORCE AND SEND her AWAY?" 8He said to them, "Because of your hardness of heart Moses permitted you to divorce your wives; but from the beginning it has not been this way. 9"And I say to you, whoever divorces his wife, except for immorality, and marries another woman commits adultery."…

On this site there are 21 different translations of this verse:
http://biblehub.com/matthew/19-8.htm

I would have said:

When the bad guys were trying to trick Jesus they asked him about divorce.
He told them that God allowed Moses to put divorce in the law because their hearts were hard. He told them that divorce was not intended to be in the law and in fact, the law of Moses about divorce was invalid! Even if they lived by this part of the law, they were still breaking the true law.

And if this is true, how much more was "allowed" because of their hard hearts? Jesus couldn't just list it all off, it made them want to kill him on the spot just telling them this much. You gotta know there was more. This realization gives me a sense of humility. I realize I really don't know everything.

Next: The first century Jewish wedding.
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12-16-2013, 09:33 PM #15
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(12-16-2013, 06:13 PM)Beyond Smolensk Wrote:  When the souls of those deceased people who lived righteous holy lives are resurrected from the hellish limbo of their graves and ascend to heaven?

Hopelessly hopeful fantasy and science fiction stories most likely...

The crumbling foundations of every religion throughout fallen human history are bathed in rivers of tears and soaked in oceans of blood that fell and poured from the demonized innocence of countless forgotten people brutally murdered in the name of evil or imaginary gods...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHCdS7O248g

A lot of what you have to say is true Smolensk. All people of all belief systems should meditate on the blood soaked history of religion. It would make us less likely to repeat the past.

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