make sense ?
walked and walked and ,, shït ,,,, where's that Trail I stepped off of ?
Sat down , Sun goiing down fast
I didn't have anything with me , no flash light
and no Moon for hours to come
I;m LOST !
looked West , Sun dropped behind a distant ridge
I spit twice ,,, hard , DAMMIT !
I looked back west
Then it struck me , I was headed South just now
my ear on my right was hot earlier on my way in
if I was headed North when I walked in , my left ear would have been in the Sun , not my right ear
stood up and looked North
mdder facking bitch
got so dark the ground faded away
Grabbed a Branch and Dried Deer Grass
a few minutes I heard a vehicle
then saw it's headlights
Ranger pulled up , freaked about the fire
I snuffed it out
said : I'm lost
he asked do you know this is a National Forest ?
then you know where you are , you're not lost
fucker , can I have a lift please
I had three more miles to go
but I wasn't lost after all
he was right
I knew where I was
I just didn't know where my Van was
Just Plain Nuts.
nature , the best of , doesn't hang near it .
LOL , best time , that' cracked me up ,, no telling
how much better it can get when far away from others
and a little bit lost .
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