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Dog food factory worker ‘saw 7ft telepathic alien mantis’ while cycling home
01-31-2021, 10:29 AM #1
huh? Incognito
A cyclist says he fled from an "evil" seven-foot tall telepathic alien mantis and drawn a picture of the bizarre creature for the Daily Star.
Paul Froggatt, 26, likened his terrifying ordeal to a spider eating a fly on a " David Attenborough documentary".

The shaggy-haired warehouse worker insisted he was not on booze or drugs as he shared his sketch of the ET with the Daily Star.
He told of how he fled after stumbling across the creature as he cycled home through woodland in Warwick.
Paul said: "It sounds crazy but I felt I could sense its feelings towards me and it was just like pure alien hatred.
the rest @ dailystar.co.uk

drop another hit of acid why don't ya?
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02-01-2021, 03:46 PM #2
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rofl.gif that picture he drew.
02-01-2021, 05:19 PM #3
Sandy Incognito
lol.gif  im not buying that
02-01-2021, 07:37 PM #4
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02-01-2021, 11:25 PM #5
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02-01-2021, 11:33 PM #6
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What if it really happened... damned.gif  I don't like angry mantis people one bit. chuck.gif
02-02-2021, 03:17 PM #7
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(Yesterday, 06:37 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  [Image: 0_Paul-Froggatt.jpg]

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Un Strigoi printre noi
02-04-2021, 10:22 PM #8
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In his Sketch, he has the Mouth and Arms Wrong for a Start.

The Eyes as well.

Well, except for the Paper it is Drawn on, everything about it,,,,,,,,, is Wrong.

7ft tall is about right,

His Story?

If it wanted to Capture Him, He'd of Suffered Paralysis ( Through Telepathic short circuit of his Nerve Sensors in his Brain)

He got away?

Well O.K.,,, but only because he was undesirable for any Purpose.

Ya know your life is a useless waste, when even the Bug people don't want ya.
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02-05-2021, 12:57 PM #9
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lol.gif  it actually has antenna
02-05-2021, 10:07 PM #10
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(9 hours ago)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  lol.gif  it actually has antenna
uh huh

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