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Dogs wait until you can't see them...
02-12-2013, 06:55 PM #1
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/a...z2KhV1JvJd

Researchers found that when a dog was forbidden from taking food, it was more than twice as likely to disobey the command when the room was dark than when it was lit.
This, they say, shows that the pet first considered what a human could see before breaking the rules.
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Previous research found that dogs steal significantly more food when a person’s eyes are closed.


JollyRoger Show this Post
02-12-2013, 07:03 PM #2
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Yeah but the human always knows when the dog fucks up. Then the dog still gets beat.
02-12-2013, 07:10 PM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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That's because they still look guilty as hell. chuckle.gif
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02-12-2013, 07:34 PM #4
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(02-12-2013, 07:10 PM)Octo Wrote:  That's because they still look guilty as hell. chuckle.gif


Because they are.

Dogs are filthy animals who piss and shït everywhere, they are LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS, they bite, they ruin your furniture, yard and carpets and smell nasty most of the time. Then they lick their own asses or give themselves blow jobs and want to lick your mouth afterwards. The more disgusting part of this...? Some nasty ass ƒükkin' humans LET them.
02-12-2013, 08:12 PM #5
Octo Mother Superior
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I take it you don't care much for dogs? chuckle.gif

Raising a GOOD dog that doesn't do what you mention takes some work, but it's doable.
02-12-2013, 08:17 PM #6
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(02-12-2013, 07:34 PM)JollyRoger Wrote:  
(02-12-2013, 07:10 PM)Octo Wrote:  That's because they still look guilty as hell. chuckle.gif


Because they are.

Dogs are filthy animals who piss and shït everywhere, they are LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS, they bite, they ruin your furniture, yard and carpets and smell nasty most of the time. Then they lick their own asses or give themselves blow jobs and want to lick your mouth afterwards. The more disgusting part of this...? Some nasty ass ƒükkin' humans LET them.



Except for licking her ass my dog doesn't do any of that.


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I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
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02-12-2013, 08:22 PM #7
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(02-12-2013, 08:12 PM)Octo Wrote:  I take it you don't care much for dogs? chuckle.gif

Raising a GOOD dog that doesn't do what you mention takes some work, but it's doable.


I live in a house with room mates who own 11 GODDMANED ğkking Chihuahuas and they live upsatairs and every time I ğkking just FART, they start their ğkking BARKING. The owners let them. They don't hush them. In fact they coddle them like ğkking babies. THEY ARE ğkking DOGS! They piss all over the ğkking couch and other furniture, they piss on the hardwood floors and then it absorbs in to the wood and stinks the place up, (As well as pissing on the walls) the owners breed them, so they let them do THAT on the furniture. You may be sitting on a ğkking uncontaminated folding chair and they will jump up next to you on another couch and start dog ğkking each other. When the females go in to heat, it stinks up the place like it's a mutherfuckin' Vomitorium.

They shït all over and lick bowls of left over food on hardwood floors.... for 5 ƒükking hours while I have to listen to it downstairs.....

The dogs run this ğkking house and they are running amuck.

AND THE OWNERS LET THEM. This house has been destroyed because of those ğkking dogs. the back deck outside is so rotted from dog piss, you can't even walk on it anymore.

so..... yeah.

I ğkking HATE dogs.

Worthless ğkking beasts...
02-12-2013, 08:26 PM #8
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lmao2.gif Mason is none of the above either, he doesn't even lick his own ass, that's for the neighbors Chihuahuas to do, cause that's how they roll. lmao.gif

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JollyRoger Show this Post
02-12-2013, 08:27 PM #9
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(02-12-2013, 08:26 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  lmao2.gif Mason is none of the above either, he doesn't even lick his own ass, that's for the neighbors Chihuahuas to do, cause that's how they roll. lmao.gif


I just threw up a little bit in my mouth....
02-12-2013, 08:33 PM #10
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(02-12-2013, 08:27 PM)JollyRoger Wrote:  
(02-12-2013, 08:26 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  lmao2.gif Mason is none of the above either, he doesn't even lick his own ass, that's for the neighbors Chihuahuas to do, cause that's how they roll. lmao.gif


I just threw up a little bit in my mouth....



And you think dogs are gross?


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I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
JollyRoger Show this Post
02-12-2013, 08:34 PM #11
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(02-12-2013, 08:33 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  
(02-12-2013, 08:27 PM)JollyRoger Wrote:  
(02-12-2013, 08:26 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  lmao2.gif Mason is none of the above either, he doesn't even lick his own ass, that's for the neighbors Chihuahuas to do, cause that's how they roll. lmao.gif


I just threw up a little bit in my mouth....



And you think dogs are gross?


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The difference is....

I didn't eat it like a dog would.
02-12-2013, 08:38 PM #12
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(02-12-2013, 08:34 PM)JollyRoger Wrote:  
(02-12-2013, 08:33 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  
(02-12-2013, 08:27 PM)JollyRoger Wrote:  
(02-12-2013, 08:26 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  lmao2.gif Mason is none of the above either, he doesn't even lick his own ass, that's for the neighbors Chihuahuas to do, cause that's how they roll. lmao.gif


I just threw up a little bit in my mouth....



And you think dogs are gross?


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The difference is....

I didn't eat it like a dog would.


Thank God for evolution!


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I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
JollyRoger Show this Post
02-12-2013, 08:49 PM #13
JollyRoger Incognito Anonymous
 
(02-12-2013, 08:38 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  
(02-12-2013, 08:34 PM)JollyRoger Wrote:  
(02-12-2013, 08:33 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  
(02-12-2013, 08:27 PM)JollyRoger Wrote:  
(02-12-2013, 08:26 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  lmao2.gif Mason is none of the above either, he doesn't even lick his own ass, that's for the neighbors Chihuahuas to do, cause that's how they roll. lmao.gif


I just threw up a little bit in my mouth....



And you think dogs are gross?


wtf2.gif




chuckle.gif


The difference is....

I didn't eat it like a dog would.


Thank God for evolution!


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What evolution would that be? dogs have been the same shït stains for ever since time began.
02-12-2013, 08:49 PM #14
Octo Mother Superior
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Holy crap JollyRoger, I see why you would feel that way. damned.gif


Here's the problem:

Quote:AND THE OWNERS LET THEM.

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02-12-2013, 08:51 PM #15
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