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02-12-2013, 11:08 PM #31
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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She's 75? wtf2.gif That's got to be one of the strangest couples ever.
Take a 48 year old giant pot grower and pair him with a 75 year old Grandmother and 5 Chihuahua's that shït and piss on everything and watch the hilarity ensue, on an all new How I Banged My Mother. wtf2.gif lmao.gif

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02-12-2013, 11:12 PM #32
Octo Mother Superior
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Here's what happens when you try to discipline a cat.

İmage


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02-12-2013, 11:15 PM #33
yankees skier
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(02-12-2013, 11:12 PM)Octo Wrote:  Here's what happens when you try to discipline a cat.

İmage


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Biere.
JollyRoger Show this Post
02-12-2013, 11:18 PM #34
JollyRoger Incognito Anonymous
 
(02-12-2013, 11:08 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  She's 75? wtf2.gif That's got to be one of the strangest couples ever.
Take a 48 year old giant pot grower and pair him with a 75 year old Grandmother and 5 Chihuahua's that shït and piss on everything and watch the hilarity ensue, on an all new How I Banged My Mother. wtf2.gif lmao.gif


It's 11 chihuahuas and and she is also incontinent. They don't sleep together. they both have their own rooms.

It's a relationship of convenience. Not love. Think about it.

They are both dirtballs and could never find anyone else to put up with their shït. Neither one works. They are on SSI, so they pool thier money together like good little Liberal communists, throw Obama parties and Quinton walks around (Paces, actually in his orthopedic shoes because he has 3 missing toes because he is diabetic and ƒükkêd up his feet and the toes were amputated) and "Chirps" all day long.

I shït you not.

He Chirps like a ğkking bird. He doesn't actually make a chirpping sound.....He actually says the word "Chirp". I've even heard him quacking like a duck!

he has tourettes as well. Nobody likes him. He has no friends because he's such a C0ck sucker and whenever his wife goes somewhere, he prefers to stay home because he doesn't want to be seen with her, he can't go anywhere because nobody wants him in their house.... Because he's such a zuckerberg and he would rather stay home in a deep depression and smoke pot all day long while his ENTIRE day resorts to watching TV all day long.

Oh... LOL! This ğkking JACKASS even chops wood in the living room because it's too cold to stand outside and do it.... It's in the 50's here right now. no, he's just a ğkking lazy, useless eater. sucks off of MY tax dollars. I work my ass of for whatever I can get and they steel it from me and live lives like this?

LOL

ğck 'em.
JollyRoger Show this Post
02-12-2013, 11:20 PM #35
JollyRoger Incognito Anonymous
 
(02-12-2013, 11:12 PM)Octo Wrote:  Here's what happens when you try to discipline a cat.

İmage


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That's why you have to approach from behind and to the side and grab the scruff of their neck and pick them up and swat them 1 or 2 times on the ass.

You can't really train a cat. They just do what they want, but they do get it if they know they aren't supposed to be doing something.
02-12-2013, 11:56 PM #36
Octo Mother Superior
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(02-12-2013, 11:18 PM)JollyRoger Wrote:  
(02-12-2013, 11:08 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  She's 75? wtf2.gif That's got to be one of the strangest couples ever.
Take a 48 year old giant pot grower and pair him with a 75 year old Grandmother and 5 Chihuahua's that shït and piss on everything and watch the hilarity ensue, on an all new How I Banged My Mother. wtf2.gif lmao.gif


It's 11 chihuahuas and and she is also incontinent. They don't sleep together. they both have their own rooms.

It's a relationship of convenience. Not love. Think about it.

They are both dirtballs and could never find anyone else to put up with their shït. Neither one works. They are on SSI, so they pool thier money together like good little Liberal communists, throw Obama parties and Quinton walks around (Paces, actually in his orthopedic shoes because he has 3 missing toes because he is diabetic and ƒükkêd up his feet and the toes were amputated) and "Chirps" all day long.

I shït you not.

He Chirps like a ğkking bird. He doesn't actually make a chirpping sound.....He actually says the word "Chirp". I've even heard him quacking like a duck!

he has tourettes as well. Nobody likes him. He has no friends because he's such a C0ck sucker and whenever his wife goes somewhere, he prefers to stay home because he doesn't want to be seen with her, he can't go anywhere because nobody wants him in their house.... Because he's such a zuckerberg and he would rather stay home in a deep depression and smoke pot all day long while his ENTIRE day resorts to watching TV all day long.

Oh... LOL! This ğkking JACKASS even chops wood in the living room because it's too cold to stand outside and do it.... It's in the 50's here right now. no, he's just a ğkking lazy, useless eater. sucks off of MY tax dollars. I work my ass of for whatever I can get and they steel it from me and live lives like this?

LOL

ğck 'em.


I'm sure it's one bit funny to you but, dayum rofl.gif That just read like some horror sitcom.

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02-13-2013, 12:00 AM #37
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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wtf2.gif You should sell this to MTV as comedy horror! You'd make a fortune. I have to say this shït right here beats the hell out of anybody's crappy living conditions story I've ever heard of.

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02-13-2013, 05:21 AM #38
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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(02-12-2013, 09:29 PM)JollyRoger Wrote:  All you have to do is beat a dog senseless ONE ƒükking TIME and they get it. No more do they ƒück up because they know that the threat of them being beaten again exists.

This is how dogs learn.


If you think that's what it takes to have a great dog, you will never have one coffeetime.gif
generalkellogs Show this Post
02-13-2013, 07:24 AM #39
generalkellogs Incognito Anonymous
 
(02-12-2013, 08:57 PM)JollyRoger Wrote:  
(02-12-2013, 08:49 PM)Octo Wrote:  Holy crap JollyRoger, I see why you would feel that way. damned.gif


Here's the problem:

Quote:AND THE OWNERS LET THEM.

sad2.gif


Oh trust me. I know. My room mates are just as filthy. The male room mate gets up in the morning and pukes all over the living room because he has health issues and he just leaves it there in the middle of the floor until his wife comes to clean it up and then he calls her a ƒükking piece of shït cnut as she's doing it. She does it gladly.

Libs are sick, twisted mutherfuckers man. AND they are SLOBS.

They are

1. Liberals
2. Drug addicts
3. Social security and welfare recipients
4. Poor because they spend their money on electricity to grow their ğkking pot....
5. They CONSTANTLY argue and fight. EVERY DAY, ALL DAY LONG. He is very mentally and emotionally abusive to her and I have to listen to it and keep my mouth shut. Because if I went up there and kicked the crap out of him for disrespect, like I'd like to do, I'd go to jail for domestic violence.

So...

Here I wait until something else comes up.

It totally ğkking sucks. I haven't spoken to them for 2 months. other than to pay rent. They know I ğkking resent them. but yet, every day, you could set a clock to the events in this house.

I don't have a choice but stay here for a while longer.

When I moved in here.... 3 ğkking years ago, I actually cried. I couldn't believe I had been brought so low in life as to have to stoop to living in these conditions.
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JollyRoger Show this Post
02-13-2013, 07:28 AM #40
JollyRoger Incognito Anonymous
 
(02-13-2013, 05:21 AM)Shadow Wrote:  
(02-12-2013, 09:29 PM)JollyRoger Wrote:  All you have to do is beat a dog senseless ONE ƒükking TIME and they get it. No more do they ƒück up because they know that the threat of them being beaten again exists.

This is how dogs learn.


If you think that's what it takes to have a great dog, you will never have one coffeetime.gif


Nor do I want one.
JollyRoger Show this Post
02-13-2013, 07:28 AM #41
JollyRoger Incognito Anonymous
 
(02-13-2013, 07:24 AM)generalkellogs Wrote:  
(02-12-2013, 08:57 PM)JollyRoger Wrote:  
(02-12-2013, 08:49 PM)Octo Wrote:  Holy crap JollyRoger, I see why you would feel that way. damned.gif


Here's the problem:

Quote:AND THE OWNERS LET THEM.

sad2.gif


Oh trust me. I know. My room mates are just as filthy. The male room mate gets up in the morning and pukes all over the living room because he has health issues and he just leaves it there in the middle of the floor until his wife comes to clean it up and then he calls her a ƒükking piece of shït cnut as she's doing it. She does it gladly.

Libs are sick, twisted mutherfuckers man. AND they are SLOBS.

They are

1. Liberals
2. Drug addicts
3. Social security and welfare recipients
4. Poor because they spend their money on electricity to grow their ğkking pot....
5. They CONSTANTLY argue and fight. EVERY DAY, ALL DAY LONG. He is very mentally and emotionally abusive to her and I have to listen to it and keep my mouth shut. Because if I went up there and kicked the crap out of him for disrespect, like I'd like to do, I'd go to jail for domestic violence.

So...

Here I wait until something else comes up.

It totally ğkking sucks. I haven't spoken to them for 2 months. other than to pay rent. They know I ğkking resent them. but yet, every day, you could set a clock to the events in this house.

I don't have a choice but stay here for a while longer.

When I moved in here.... 3 ğkking years ago, I actually cried. I couldn't believe I had been brought so low in life as to have to stoop to living in these conditions.
ssems like somebody ate a wee bit to much capt crunchblink.gif


Yeah. My room mates.
JollyRoger Show this Post
02-13-2013, 07:29 AM #42
JollyRoger Incognito Anonymous
 
(02-13-2013, 12:00 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  wtf2.gif You should sell this to MTV as comedy horror! You'd make a fortune. I have to say this shït right here beats the hell out of anybody's crappy living conditions story I've ever heard of.


yup.gif

I have actually thought about it.
JollyRoger Show this Post
02-13-2013, 07:30 AM #43
JollyRoger Incognito Anonymous
 
(02-12-2013, 11:56 PM)Octo Wrote:  
(02-12-2013, 11:18 PM)JollyRoger Wrote:  
(02-12-2013, 11:08 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  She's 75? wtf2.gif That's got to be one of the strangest couples ever.
Take a 48 year old giant pot grower and pair him with a 75 year old Grandmother and 5 Chihuahua's that shït and piss on everything and watch the hilarity ensue, on an all new How I Banged My Mother. wtf2.gif lmao.gif


It's 11 chihuahuas and and she is also incontinent. They don't sleep together. they both have their own rooms.

It's a relationship of convenience. Not love. Think about it.

They are both dirtballs and could never find anyone else to put up with their shït. Neither one works. They are on SSI, so they pool thier money together like good little Liberal communists, throw Obama parties and Quinton walks around (Paces, actually in his orthopedic shoes because he has 3 missing toes because he is diabetic and ƒükkêd up his feet and the toes were amputated) and "Chirps" all day long.

I shït you not.

He Chirps like a ğkking bird. He doesn't actually make a chirpping sound.....He actually says the word "Chirp". I've even heard him quacking like a duck!

he has tourettes as well. Nobody likes him. He has no friends because he's such a C0ck sucker and whenever his wife goes somewhere, he prefers to stay home because he doesn't want to be seen with her, he can't go anywhere because nobody wants him in their house.... Because he's such a zuckerberg and he would rather stay home in a deep depression and smoke pot all day long while his ENTIRE day resorts to watching TV all day long.

Oh... LOL! This ğkking JACKASS even chops wood in the living room because it's too cold to stand outside and do it.... It's in the 50's here right now. no, he's just a ğkking lazy, useless eater. sucks off of MY tax dollars. I work my ass of for whatever I can get and they steel it from me and live lives like this?

LOL

ğck 'em.


I'm sure it's one bit funny to you but, dayum rofl.gif That just read like some horror sitcom.

patpat.gif


No, it's actually quite hilarious to me as well when I think about it.

I have the strangest life....
JollyRoger Show this Post
02-13-2013, 07:33 AM #44
JollyRoger Incognito Anonymous
 
I should actually write a book....
JollyRoger Show this Post
02-13-2013, 07:34 AM #45
JollyRoger Incognito Anonymous
 
(02-13-2013, 07:33 AM)JollyRoger Wrote:  I should actually write a book....


it would be like a Forest Gump movie except for only bad things happen instead of huge strokes of luck.

.... Lucky I made it out of some of this shït is more like it.



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