(04-22-2019, 10:44 PM)RiskyRob Wrote:
(04-22-2019, 08:49 PM)Below Average Genius Wrote: Isn't Tesla run by the same guy who plans to put 12,000 satellites into the air to talk to your phone and your car?
There ain't nothing like having a purple-haired, potentially triggered programmer taking the wheel of your car.
As you're driving down the road or stopped at a light, look at the driver next to you. Would you want them controlling your steering wheel and gas pedal? Me neither. But some latte sippin' skinny jean wearin' guy with a $50,000 student loan bearing down on him would be okay?
If you ever got your car back from the kook, it would be fitted with 78 rpm turntables!
I jus' wanna hug you right now! Do you know why? "Cuz I just set up a second turntable. The first one has a total of 5 Whirling Bliss machines and an orgone pyramid riding atop the center. The most recent addition has seven Machines on the outside and one in the middle plus a Golden Fire Activator 3.0. The Activator is about 4-5 inches high, and made of copper, and looks like a Gold Crown. The new Victrola looks like it is rotating faster than the first one. (Maybe the outside ring of Bliss Machines is wider.)
The two units have only been configured and running like that for a few minutes now, but I feel so good that it's like you could almost borrow money from me with no credit check. lol It really is remarkable because two days ago, it felt like the telecom companies were testing their 5G that they've been installing for the last six months. I felt like crap - no energy and cold shins.
Back in the late sixties we thought the secret to life was a non ending stash of hash hish
and some blacklight posters. Little did we know that the real secret to life is a Victrola in perpetual motion!
This experience with just two makes me want to get a van so bad with six or eight Victrolas rigged up. I'd roll on down the road in front of your house, and you'd start to feel so good, you'd come running out the door and offer me whatever price I asked just so you could take a spin around the block!
As we rolled down the road, sexy women like Octo (well maybe not that sexy) would come rushing out their doors as if we were the ice cream man! That's when you'd give me a 50% tip. Then you'd apologize and say you'd tip me 100% but since you got ED the whole experience is bittersweet. And I'd say, "Pay for another trip around the block, and you'll be healed of your affliction!"