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Doom Break: We're Heading to Oktoberfest!
09-13-2018, 05:40 AM #1
Team Uzi ռօ ǟʀȶɨʄɨƈɨǟʟ ֆաɛɛȶɛռɛʀֆ
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It's that time again!
Generally, we take this time of year and spend time on the river for some of the area's finest Salmon fishing but it sounds like the Department of Fins and Feathers, here in Oregon, just shut it down due to lack of salmon returning from the Pacific ocean to spawn this year.
In any event, it's time to pull out the dirndls, drink beer and eat like there's no tomorrow!
Prosit!



ᎳhᎬᏁ Ꭺ ᎶuᏁ ᏟuᏞᏆuᏒᎬ fᎪᎥᏞs, Ꭺ ᏒᎪᏢᎬ ᏟuᏞᏆuᏒᎬ ᏢᏒᎬᏉᎪᎥᏞs
09-13-2018, 05:56 AM #2
Team Uzi ռօ ǟʀȶɨʄɨƈɨǟʟ ֆաɛɛȶɛռɛʀֆ
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Here's a list of Oktoberfest events in the U.S..
One may be near you!
https://www.funtober.com/oktoberfest/us/
İmage

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09-13-2018, 06:02 AM #3
Team Uzi ռօ ǟʀȶɨʄɨƈɨǟʟ ֆաɛɛȶɛռɛʀֆ
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I'm actually going to get to meet her!
Autographed CD's you bet!
Go Mollie B.!

ᎳhᎬᏁ Ꭺ ᎶuᏁ ᏟuᏞᏆuᏒᎬ fᎪᎥᏞs, Ꭺ ᏒᎪᏢᎬ ᏟuᏞᏆuᏒᎬ ᏢᏒᎬᏉᎪᎥᏞs
09-13-2018, 06:08 AM #4
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Good. Otherwise we wouldn't have any reason to eat good food and drink serious amounts of beer

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09-13-2018, 06:22 AM #5
Team Uzi ռօ ǟʀȶɨʄɨƈɨǟʟ ֆաɛɛȶɛռɛʀֆ
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And watch the Weiner Dogs race!

ᎳhᎬᏁ Ꭺ ᎶuᏁ ᏟuᏞᏆuᏒᎬ fᎪᎥᏞs, Ꭺ ᏒᎪᏢᎬ ᏟuᏞᏆuᏒᎬ ᏢᏒᎬᏉᎪᎥᏞs
09-13-2018, 06:37 AM #6
Team Uzi ռօ ǟʀȶɨʄɨƈɨǟʟ ֆաɛɛȶɛռɛʀֆ
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This traditional food looks amazing!
Our Oktoberfest won't feature duck but the Homemade bratwursts & roasted chicken rawk!
You can knock our waitresses but you can't beat our Meat!
We will also be having potato pancakes and applesauce garnished with sour creme.

ᎳhᎬᏁ Ꭺ ᎶuᏁ ᏟuᏞᏆuᏒᎬ fᎪᎥᏞs, Ꭺ ᏒᎪᏢᎬ ᏟuᏞᏆuᏒᎬ ᏢᏒᎬᏉᎪᎥᏞs
09-13-2018, 06:40 AM #7
Team Uzi ռօ ǟʀȶɨʄɨƈɨǟʟ ֆաɛɛȶɛռɛʀֆ
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İmage

ᎳhᎬᏁ Ꭺ ᎶuᏁ ᏟuᏞᏆuᏒᎬ fᎪᎥᏞs, Ꭺ ᏒᎪᏢᎬ ᏟuᏞᏆuᏒᎬ ᏢᏒᎬᏉᎪᎥᏞs
09-13-2018, 07:22 AM #8
RiskyRob Master Blaster
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I've been reading that Oktoberfest is being ruined by women wearing porn dresses!

I'm not certain if mein lederhosen are porno, as well. Sexy yes. Porno maybe?

I don't know what to think.

İmage

http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2018/09/10...ition.html
09-13-2018, 07:40 AM #9
Team Uzi ռօ ǟʀȶɨʄɨƈɨǟʟ ֆաɛɛȶɛռɛʀֆ
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(1 hour ago)RiskyRob Wrote:  I've been reading that Oktoberfest is being ruined by women wearing porn dresses!

I'm not certain if mein lederhosen are porno, as well. Sexy yes. Porno maybe?

I don't know what to think.

İmage

http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2018/09/10...ition.html

@riskyrob
It's really just the opposite in Germany now
because of security concerns for attendees.
Dirndls are trending way more conservative with hemlines that vary from slightly above the knees to the ankles (a very traditional look)
On top, long sleeve shirts and sweaters are being worn beneath the short or sleeveless tops
A high collar is also encouraged by event planners.
I can totally see where your Fox news link is going by blaming the tourist for the threat of attacks upon participants, but it's not fair really.

So far, the only video that I've seen otherwise, was a group of Chinese broads dissing on the German traditional garments with their own form of slutware.
But that's the Chinese for you.
Just don't pay attention to that junk, but it's sad that traditional garments need to be altered for a fanatical religious cult or a PC government ideology.
Limberry is my favorite and very conservative.
https://mobile.limberry.de/dirndl-tracht...ends-2018/

ᎳhᎬᏁ Ꭺ ᎶuᏁ ᏟuᏞᏆuᏒᎬ fᎪᎥᏞs, Ꭺ ᏒᎪᏢᎬ ᏟuᏞᏆuᏒᎬ ᏢᏒᎬᏉᎪᎥᏞs
09-13-2018, 08:58 AM #10
Team Uzi ռօ ǟʀȶɨʄɨƈɨǟʟ ֆաɛɛȶɛռɛʀֆ
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And of course, the hairstyle conundrum!



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09-13-2018, 09:09 AM #11
Team Uzi ռօ ǟʀȶɨʄɨƈɨǟʟ ֆաɛɛȶɛռɛʀֆ
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Just a quick comment on your choice of beer.
Make sure it's a Märzen!
I brew this at home and drink it year round.




Enthusiasts can learn more here:
https://beerandbrewing.com/make-your-best-oktoberfest/
Incidentally, Mexican Modelo and Dos Equis are examples of Märzen but are made with corn instead of barley.
Who knew?

ᎳhᎬᏁ Ꭺ ᎶuᏁ ᏟuᏞᏆuᏒᎬ fᎪᎥᏞs, Ꭺ ᏒᎪᏢᎬ ᏟuᏞᏆuᏒᎬ ᏢᏒᎬᏉᎪᎥᏞs
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09-13-2018, 09:59 AM #12
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Best Rammstein cover ever!
LOL
09-13-2018, 11:20 AM #13
Team Uzi ռօ ǟʀȶɨʄɨƈɨǟʟ ֆաɛɛȶɛռɛʀֆ
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Very nice!

ᎳhᎬᏁ Ꭺ ᎶuᏁ ᏟuᏞᏆuᏒᎬ fᎪᎥᏞs, Ꭺ ᏒᎪᏢᎬ ᏟuᏞᏆuᏒᎬ ᏢᏒᎬᏉᎪᎥᏞs
09-13-2018, 05:07 PM #14
RiskyRob Master Blaster
Posts:326 Threads:37 Joined:Apr 2018
(7 hours ago)Team Uzi Wrote:  Just a quick comment on your choice of beer.
Make sure it's a Märzen!
I brew this at home and drink it year round.




Enthusiasts can learn more here:
https://beerandbrewing.com/make-your-best-oktoberfest/
Incidentally, Mexican Modelo and Dos Equis are examples of Märzen but are made with corn instead of barley.
Who knew?

I make plum wine, hard cider, and corn whiskey. fkyeah.gif
09-13-2018, 07:22 PM #15
Meh Member
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OMG I love good corn whisky, and have fun at Oktoberfest!



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