"We have to laugh at everything or we'll go insane" - Charlie Chaplin
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One holds the diet pepsi while the other calls daaady!
Why do blondes have more fun?
They're easier to find in the dark!
How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
Knock on the door!
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
Last years hide and seek champion!
What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?
Many people claim to have seen bigfoot!
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
Why do blondes drive VW's?
Because none of them can spell Porsche!
What do you call a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?
What do you tell a blonde with two black eyes?
Nothing you already told her twice!
Who is a blonde walking down the street wearing high heels and a mini skirt?
The village idiot!
What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?