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Dumb Blonde Jokes
04-08-2014, 06:43 PM #1
Ruby Wolf Member
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No reason for anyone to get offended thats why these are called jokes (*-*)

"We have to laugh at everything or we'll go insane" - Charlie Chaplin

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?


One holds the diet pepsi while the other calls daaady!

Why do blondes have more fun?

They're easier to find in the dark!

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door!

What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?

Last years hide and seek champion!

What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?

Many people claim to have seen bigfoot!

What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?


Why do blondes drive VW's?

Because none of them can spell Porsche!

What do you call a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?


What do you tell a blonde with two black eyes?

Nothing you already told her twice!

Who is a blonde walking down the street wearing high heels and a mini skirt?

The village idiot!

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?

04-08-2014, 07:47 PM #2
Accidental Stoner Member
Posts:8,599 Threads:80 Joined:Feb 2011


That be OK.

We wouldn't have to talk at all.
Or do much anything that requires brains...

Dammit, seems I'm getting really fed up
with the desert walk here.

04-08-2014, 08:04 PM #3
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,392 Threads:1,584 Joined:Feb 2011
Yesterday at school I was talking about artificial intelligence and my teacher says; "artificial intelligence, isn't that a blonde with dyed hair?"

04-08-2014, 08:10 PM #4
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:30,203 Threads:1,487 Joined:Feb 2011

Blondes would cry discrimination if they knew what it meant. coffeetime.gif


04-08-2014, 09:23 PM #5
Accidental Stoner Member
Posts:8,599 Threads:80 Joined:Feb 2011



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