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Easter in the trailer park
04-02-2015, 11:05 PM #1
Octo Mother Superior
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Woman barges into home and strangles homeowner with bra

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The incident happened around 12:30 a.m. Leece said that someone was at her door, banging and shouting.

Leece thought that it was her granddaughter at the door. When she opened the door, Sies forced her way inside the house. She wrapped a bra around Leece’s neck and began choking her.

Sies and Leece fought for about 15 to 20 minutes, before the victim found a way to protect herself. She spotted her ceramic chicken and decided to use it as a weapon.

Leece said that she hit Sies over the head with the chicken until she fell unconscious. That is when Leece called police.

http://www.worldwideweirdnews.com/2015/0...12740.html

İmage
04-02-2015, 11:26 PM #2
bohica Member
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The Spring equinox. Easter -- named for the goddess Estes -- incorporates the pagan celebration of earth's rebirth. It is not surprising that the "resurrection of Christ" coincides with the resurrection of life.

There's plenty of room for all God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes!
04-02-2015, 11:27 PM #3
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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That bitch is lucky it wasn't a ceramic Elephant
04-03-2015, 12:02 AM #4
Octo Mother Superior
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Or a cement chicken.

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04-03-2015, 12:08 AM #5
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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or a life size solid Brass Buffalo with Horns
04-03-2015, 12:23 AM #6
Octo Mother Superior
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But you're not likely to find those in a trailer park in Kentucky. Even less likely to find a woman swinging it around as a weapon.
04-03-2015, 01:12 AM #7
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Kentucky women and bears are a lot alike - they both lick their paws quite often.

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04-03-2015, 03:31 AM #8
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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Bras these days are stretchy in all ways, so not the best choice for strangling someone, just saying. blonde.gif
04-03-2015, 04:23 AM #9
Octo Mother Superior
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Really? I thought a stretchy thing would be ideal for a strangling. Not that I put a lot of thought into it really 13.gif
04-03-2015, 04:55 AM #10
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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(04-03-2015, 01:12 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  Kentucky women and bears are a lot alike - they both lick their paws quite often.

HA HAHHAHAHAHAH !
04-03-2015, 03:32 PM #11
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(04-03-2015, 04:23 AM)Octo Wrote:  Really? I thought a stretchy thing would be ideal for a strangling. Not that I put a lot of thought into it really 13.gif

I have never put much thought into what items would be the best to use for a strangulation, but this thread brings up the question. So, I am assuming anything stretchy would take so much more effort in just keeping it at the point of no more stretch, and the strangler would tend to lose their strength faster, therefore, allowing the stranglee to better fight them off and escape.

Just remembering mobster movies and serial killer movies, they tend to prefer taught wire.

Trailer park crafts:

İmage
04-03-2015, 03:37 PM #12
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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More trailer park violence:

İmage
04-03-2015, 03:45 PM #13
Octo Mother Superior
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Contemplating it though, I think I'd be using something slightly stretchy, like a silk stocking, if I was into strangulation. hmm.gif
04-03-2015, 03:49 PM #14
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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I would think stranglers may choose a slightly stretchy item just to prolong the strangee's agony.
04-03-2015, 03:52 PM #15
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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Sort of off topic, but our bottle drive last weekend, it was the indians on the reserve and the trailer park people who gave the most. On the nicer streets, though we knocked on just as many doors, we collected 12 cans. In all we raised $692 and of that $1.20 came from the wealthier streets. just sayin.

eta You both are morbid 13.gif



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