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Elderly woman found pushing dead body around in shopping cart
04-23-2018, 03:04 PM #1
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Quote:An elderly woman was found pushing a shopping cart with a dead body in it Saturday evening in the Chatham neighborhood on the South Side.

Officers responded to a well-being check at 7:53 p.m. in the 8600 block of South Calumet and found the woman with the body of a female, whose identity and age was unknown, Chicago Police said.

More: https://chicago.suntimes.com/news/elderl...pping-cart

It just doesn't get much crazier than that.
04-23-2018, 03:07 PM #2
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blink.gif How on earth was this old lady able to put another ladies dead body in a shopping cart?

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04-23-2018, 03:10 PM #3
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That's a good question, not a lot of details in the article. I doubt I could pick up someone and stuff them in a shopping cart.
04-23-2018, 03:12 PM #4
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This doesn't make a lot of sense does it?
04-23-2018, 04:06 PM #5
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No not at all, a little Weekend at Bernie's thing.

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04-23-2018, 05:25 PM #6
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04-23-2018, 05:43 PM #7
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Batshit nuts.
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04-23-2018, 06:30 PM #8
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It's something in the water
04-23-2018, 06:50 PM #9
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04-23-2018, 08:09 PM #10
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04-23-2018, 08:52 PM #11
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But where did she buy it? 13.gif
04-23-2018, 09:52 PM #12
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04-24-2018, 01:52 AM #13
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(04-23-2018, 03:07 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  blink.gif  How on earth was this old lady able to put another ladies dead body in a shopping cart?

Guessing here

Uh , she may have drug her next to the Flag Pole at McDonalds , used the Hoist Line
to lift the Poor thing up

shove the Cart under her ,,, cut the rope

PLOP !

Scuttle off before an employee noticed the flag draped over their Car .

I mean ,, if ya gotta lift something ,, flag poles work man .
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04-24-2018, 01:36 PM #14
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(04-24-2018, 01:52 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  
(04-23-2018, 03:07 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  blink.gif  How on earth was this old lady able to put another ladies dead body in a shopping cart?

Guessing here

Uh , she may have drug her next to the Flag Pole at McDonalds ,  used the Hoist Line
to lift the Poor thing up

shove the Cart under her ,,, cut the rope

PLOP !

Scuttle off before employee notice the flag draped over their Car .

I mean ,, if ya gotta lift something ,, flag poles work man .

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04-25-2018, 06:11 AM #15
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People with dementia do strange things, but this takes strange to a new level.



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