Quote:An elderly woman was found pushing a shopping cart with a dead body in it Saturday evening in the Chatham neighborhood on the South Side.

Officers responded to a well-being check at 7:53 p.m. in the 8600 block of South Calumet and found the woman with the body of a female, whose identity and age was unknown, Chicago Police said.

More: https://chicago.suntimes.com/news/elderl...pping-cart

It just doesn't get much crazier than that.

How on earth was this old lady able to put another ladies dead body in a shopping cart?

That's a good question, not a lot of details in the article. I doubt I could pick up someone and stuff them in a shopping cart.

This doesn't make a lot of sense does it?

No not at all, a little Weekend at Bernie's thing.

Batshit nuts.

It's something in the water

Weird

But where did she buy it?

That's a fact.

(04-23-2018, 03:07 PM)JayRodney Wrote:    How on earth was this old lady able to put another ladies dead body in a shopping cart?

Guessing here

Uh , she may have drug her next to the Flag Pole at McDonalds , used the Hoist Line
to lift the Poor thing up

shove the Cart under her ,,, cut the rope

PLOP !

Scuttle off before an employee noticed the flag draped over their Car .

I mean ,, if ya gotta lift something ,, flag poles work man .

(04-24-2018, 01:52 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  

(04-23-2018, 03:07 PM)JayRodney Wrote:    How on earth was this old lady able to put another ladies dead body in a shopping cart?

Guessing here

Uh , she may have drug her next to the Flag Pole at McDonalds ,  used the Hoist Line
to lift the Poor thing up

shove the Cart under her ,,, cut the rope

PLOP !

Scuttle off before employee notice the flag draped over their Car .

I mean ,, if ya gotta lift something ,, flag poles work man .

People with dementia do strange things, but this takes strange to a new level.