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12-12-2014, 07:44 PM #31
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(12-12-2014, 07:25 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  chuckle.gif You found the Bible quote button.

the bible always has the best advice.

The Holy Bible Wrote:But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.

and the best x rated stories.

The Holy Bible Wrote:And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose. And it came to pass on the morrow, that the firstborn said unto the younger, Behold, I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father. And they made their father drink wine that night also: and the younger arose, and lay with him; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose. Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father.
12-12-2014, 09:42 PM #32
Octo Mother Superior
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I always consult the bible when I feel lost and confused

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http://www.freethoughtpedia.com/wiki/Bad_Bible_Advice

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12-13-2014, 01:46 AM #33
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
Posts:12,782 Threads:1,182 Joined:Feb 2011
(12-12-2014, 07:44 PM)failboat Wrote:  
The Holy Bible Wrote:And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose. And it came to pass on the morrow, that the firstborn said unto the younger, Behold, I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father. And they made their father drink wine that night also: and the younger arose, and lay with him; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose. Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father.

Omergerd, that sounds like a tale made up to blame the daughters for Daddy's incest.
12-13-2014, 01:50 AM #34
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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(12-12-2014, 06:19 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  I love a good tale like this one , in which a Girl 13 , is more a Man
than the guys in this shitty city .

Now a Brag

Working the Oil Fields of Texas when 17

I had a pure white German Shepard for a companion friend

He would not eat dog food
I had raised him on Meat .

Lots of Bunnies run around out in the fields

One day
I saw one under a pipe deck

I picked a rock

My co-worker said : You'll never hit it at this distance

I glanced over at him : " Glad I ain't stupid like you , my Dog would never eat

I had to throw the rock over the top of one rack of pipe
and it had to fly under the other to hit the Rabbit

I slung an over hand pitch

the Bunny got it right in the back of the head

SPLAT DEAD !

perfect pitch with a downward curve to it .

Beat that one folks

That's what I thought, very cool. The kids phoned their Dad first to get permission, then between them managed to load the cross-bow. The shot went in behind the shoulder and deflected up into the spine, buck dropped in it's tracks. That's shooting. They had it gutted and were skinning it when their Mother got home rofl.gif

Nope can't beat that marksmanship with a rock.
12-13-2014, 05:01 AM #35
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Should see me throw an Ax

I can stick the Ax in the edge side of 2 X 4"s

Brag Brag Brag

tee hee
12-13-2014, 05:14 AM #36
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
Posts:12,782 Threads:1,182 Joined:Feb 2011
(12-13-2014, 05:01 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  Should see me throw an Ax

I can stick the Ax in the edge side of 2 X 4"s

Brag Brag Brag

tee hee

Double bitted of course?
failboat Show this Post
12-13-2014, 11:17 AM #37
failboat Incognito Anonymous
 
(12-13-2014, 01:46 AM)Shadow Wrote:  
(12-12-2014, 07:44 PM)failboat Wrote:  
The Holy Bible Wrote:And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose. And it came to pass on the morrow, that the firstborn said unto the younger, Behold, I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father. And they made their father drink wine that night also: and the younger arose, and lay with him; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose. Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father.

Omergerd, that sounds like a tale made up to blame the daughters for Daddy's incest.

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