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Energy drink FAIL!
03-17-2011, 11:58 PM #1
Octo Mother Superior
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A HOUSTON woman was facing child endangerment charges today after police allegedly found her and her one-year-old baby both drunk on an alcoholic energy drink.

According to Houston Police, Lashwanda Allen, 32, said she had been drinking Four Loko and fell asleep with her children next to her and the drink beside the bed, KTRK reported.
When she awoke, she told police, her one-year-old daughter was holding an empty can and was stumbling around like she was drunk.

Police said that the incident was reported to them after Ms Allen's roommate found her wandering the halls of her north Houston apartment complex.
When the roommate asked where Ms Allen's two children were, Ms Allen replied that they were inside the apartment and drunk.
According to police, the roommate found Ms Allen's four-month-old daughter hanging upside down from the bed, with sheets wrapped around her waist.

The baby girl was turning blue, police said.
Soon after, police said, a neighbour found Ms Allen's one-year-old daughter in the complex's parking lot.


Read more: http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/wom...6023677007

Energy drink? Seriously? I think Four Loko has at least one loco too many 15.gif
03-18-2011, 12:51 AM #2
DaJavoo If looks could kilt
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'Scuse me ~ but an alcoholic energy drink ~ doesn't that sorta' defeat the purpose?
03-18-2011, 01:03 AM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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you just can't reinvent beer beercheer.gif:chcukle:
03-18-2011, 04:41 AM #4
Kreeper Griobhtha
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WTF is that stuff? Canned vodka and Red Bull?

 
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03-18-2011, 05:28 AM #5
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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13.gif I've never heard of anything like that. Energy drinks are like cough syrup or something, nasty as shït, add alcohol and you really have some serious cough syrup. I'm sure the kids dug it.
She should have been drinking gin, the kids wont drink moms boyfriends aftershave lotion. drinking.gif

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03-18-2011, 06:09 AM #6
scrapperscrub Member
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Moms name is "lashwanda" nuff said.................37.gif
03-18-2011, 06:49 AM #7
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(03-18-2011, 05:28 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  13.gif I've never heard of anything like that. Energy drinks are like cough syrup or something, nasty as shït, add alcohol and you really have some serious cough syrup. I'm sure the kids dug it.
She should have been drinking gin, the kids wont drink moms boyfriends aftershave lotion. drinking.gif

Supposedly, it is a very big deal in clubs these days. They call it various names like Vodka Bull, a Vod-Bomb, Birch, Vod Bull, or a 'DVR' (double vodka red bull).

A rose by any other name does indeed smell as sweet. Then again, shït by any other name still tastes like shït. Above, we see five new names for shït. And guess what...

 
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03-18-2011, 12:24 PM #8
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(03-18-2011, 06:09 AM)scrapperscrub Wrote:  Moms name is "lashwanda" nuff said.................37.gif

Sums it up. Projects, food stamps, liquor stores, hot pants, dirty pink halter top and ghetto booty. 37.gif

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