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English will be the official language of the EU rather than German,
03-26-2014, 12:40 PM #1
ocker1 Member
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year-phase in plan that would be known as 'EuroEnglish':

In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard 'c' will be dropped in favor of the 'k'. This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome 'ph' will be replaced with the 'f'. This will make words like 'fotograf' 20 percent shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent 'e' in the language is disgraceful, and it should go away.

By the 4th yar, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing 'th' with 'z' and 'w' with 'v'.

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaning 'ou' and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer.
Ze drem vil finali kum tru!!
03-26-2014, 01:10 PM #2
White Ribbon call me
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lmao.giflmao.giflmao.gif

what a crack up! love it..
03-26-2014, 01:57 PM #3
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Zen ze EU vill rule ze vorld.

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03-26-2014, 02:08 PM #4
Octo Mother Superior
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lmao.gif

Zat is gud.
03-26-2014, 06:05 PM #5
karutzar Member
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chuckle.gif Very good idea LOL
They can adapt finnish alphabet as finns pronounce everything they write down.
Though can be some problem with some consonants - How to write Peugeot?

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03-26-2014, 06:19 PM #6
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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lmao.gif that's brilliant. Very.

(03-26-2014, 01:57 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  Zen ze EU vill rule ze vorld.

13.gif I see India has just agreed to pay Iran in euros for LNG. Now there's a whole new rabbit hole.
03-26-2014, 06:40 PM #7
Octo Mother Superior
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(03-26-2014, 06:05 PM)karutzar Wrote:  chuckle.gif Very good idea LOL
They can adapt finnish alphabet as finns pronounce everything they write down.
Though can be some problem with some consonants - How to write Peugeot?

Actually it's written just like that. The problem is that it's will be pronounced exactly as written. omg.gif

lmao.gif
03-26-2014, 06:42 PM #8
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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rofl.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif aaah2.gif
03-26-2014, 06:44 PM #9
KILLUMINATI Made Ya Look!!
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(03-26-2014, 06:19 PM)Shadow Wrote:  lmao.gif that's brilliant. Very.

(03-26-2014, 01:57 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  Zen ze EU vill rule ze vorld.

13.gif I see India has just agreed to pay Iran in euros for LNG. Now there's a whole new rabbit hole.

You just linked an article that originated from PressTV rofl.gif

You might remember their famous article about how Alberta takes aboriginal babies from their parents and engaged in human trafficking coffeetime.gif
03-26-2014, 06:47 PM #10
Accidental Stoner Member
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Jawohl, bitte!

Ich hab' mein Schul-Deutsch ganz vergessen.

Just writing that - probably incorrect - sentence
was bloody exhausting. Some lingoes are just
too precise or sumtin 13.gif
03-26-2014, 06:49 PM #11
Octo Mother Superior
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Jawohl Herr Hauptbahnhof lmao.gif
03-26-2014, 06:56 PM #12
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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(03-26-2014, 06:44 PM)KILLUMINATI Wrote:  You just linked an article that originated from PressTV rofl.gif

You might remember their famous article about how Alberta takes aboriginal babies from their parents and engaged in human trafficking coffeetime.gif

You might remember I was there when that very same thing happened here in BC coffeetime.gif

I'll agree presstv put a slant on it. But it did happen and to friends of mine.
03-26-2014, 07:13 PM #13
Octo Mother Superior
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Come on K, all media has their own agenda. Fair and balanced my ass. bleh.gif
03-26-2014, 07:37 PM #14
KILLUMINATI Made Ya Look!!
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(03-26-2014, 07:13 PM)Octo Wrote:  Come on K, all media has their own agenda. Fair and balanced my ass. bleh.gif

Yep its all propaganda when it comes to politics.

You just have to find the one you agree with to support your beliefs.

I prefer Twitter over any news agency.

You can still believe the articles about trannys blaming their killings on their penis though chuckle.gif
03-26-2014, 07:43 PM #15
Octo Mother Superior
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Well duh, we all know that thing is evil. lmao.gif



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