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Entire Class Applauds As Millennial Opens Canned Food
05-14-2018, 02:03 AM #1
RiskyRob Master Blaster
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05-14-2018, 02:33 AM #2
Kreeper Griobhtha
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She doesn't just open the can- she masturbates with the Spaghettios.

What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
05-14-2018, 02:36 AM #3
RiskyRob Master Blaster
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(05-14-2018, 02:33 AM)Kreeper Wrote:  She doesn't just open the can- she masturbates  with the Spaghettios.

Do you know many cannot now read an analog clock? That was a 20th century skill.
05-14-2018, 04:27 AM #4
Gumby AKA Chtumby
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so thats how that is done!

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05-14-2018, 05:09 AM #5
RiskyRob Master Blaster
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(05-14-2018, 04:27 AM)Gumby Wrote:  so thats how that is done!
I notice that lots of cans now have pull rings on top, no can opener needed.
I still have one really old-fashioned can opener in the drawer.

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05-14-2018, 08:25 AM #6
Octo Mother Superior
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I have all sorts of can openers from basic to fancy, but during the zombie apocalypse we do this:



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05-14-2018, 12:07 PM #7
Strigoi Diavolul
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Commonly used in Romania and Europe

İmage

My neighbors kid is 4 and she can use one. 13.gif With all due respect, some of you stateside raised some useless eaters. No life skills to speak of aside from "gamer"

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05-14-2018, 01:08 PM #8
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05-14-2018, 03:55 PM #9
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(05-14-2018, 02:36 AM)RiskyRob Wrote:  
(05-14-2018, 02:33 AM)Kreeper Wrote:  She doesn't just open the can- she masturbates  with the Spaghettios.

Do you know many cannot now read an analog clock? That was a 20th century skill.

Just slightly more than can not read cursive.

What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
05-14-2018, 03:59 PM #10
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(05-14-2018, 02:58 AM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  
(05-14-2018, 02:03 AM)RiskyRob Wrote:  


Turns out this whole thing as an example of pathetic performance art according to snopes.  Maybe what is scariest about her performance is how the students are raptly watching instead of being bored out of their friggin' gourd as the 'act' commenced. No, they watching intently as if they were an audience of something really unusual AND great such as this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVe8SA_E0aM&t=22s

They are acting that way because they have been convinced there is something wrong with them if they don't. It's not so different than adults in a church that are convinced they can "speak in tongues" and they aren't close enough to god if they can't.

What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
05-14-2018, 05:24 PM #11
Meh Member
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Fascination with the ordinary is fine for puppies and preschoolers.
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05-15-2018, 11:44 AM #12
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Only the home schooled will survive in the US. WTF kind of bull are they indoctrinating those poor saps with?
05-15-2018, 04:14 PM #13
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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All the fucked up elements in society and the education (or lack thereof) system have come home to roost.
Since Bush SR, until the current presidency there was a real dumbing down of children in terms of sending them into the world knowing how to open a can, read an analog clock, read and write cursive...
The basics are no longer considered important.

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05-15-2018, 04:47 PM #14
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Least of all, how to be imaginative or to think critically.

What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
05-15-2018, 09:17 PM #15
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One of my nieces is 15 and has problems making change. She's better now that I turned her on to the app for that on her phone, the calculator. 13.gif



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