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Epic Turtle Jump! Who Knew They Were So Athletic! WTF?
07-14-2013, 12:39 PM #1
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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07-14-2013, 12:43 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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He meant to do that.


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07-14-2013, 12:46 PM #3
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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07-17-2013, 02:04 PM #4
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Ah

Poor Orem , Though Nature had touched him with
the blessing of a soft shell and a retractable head ,,,

for his protection from elements and other creatures

nature had provided him little in the way of
protecting him from hisself .

Suffering " Humpty Dumpty Syndrome "

Orem regularly committed himself to destructive behavior .

With no wall to fall from
and lacking King and His Horses ,,,

Orem was forced to settle for a short mud slope

for his attempt at Suicide ,,,,

But ,,,

as so often as happen ,,,

even in Suicide ,,, poor Orem was a FAIL ,,,

Afterward ,,,
Orem kept his head retracted , and shrunk further into his shell ,

No one could reach poor Orem ,,,, he was totally and forever withdrawn
into him self .

Almost Catatonic it would seem at times ,,, his family disown him
as a disgrace ,,


Yes ,,, Sad , such a Beautiful Child ,,, had grown up ,,,
to be the shame of the whole pond .


Turtles should not have such lives as Poor Orems


Please donate today in order to help us curb the " Turtle Suicide
Humpty Dumpty Blues Syndrome "

Thank you for your attentive manner

and may all your Terrapins ,,,, not be as Orem .
07-17-2013, 03:44 PM #5
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lmao.gif You should write children's books Rog', I'll illustrate 'em. chuckle.gif

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07-17-2013, 07:11 PM #6
j browsing Member
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and they are also very bossy lmao.gif

"when life gives you lemons..throw them at someone"...Grumpy Cat good.png
07-17-2013, 08:52 PM #7
Octo Mother Superior
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lmao.gif Troll turtle! rofl.gif
07-17-2013, 11:59 PM #8
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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~~~ Public Service Announcement ~~~~

And Remember ,,,, only " YOU " can prevent Terrapin Suicide "
07-18-2013, 12:01 AM #9
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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~~~~~ Public Service Announcement ~~~~~


And Remember,,, only " YOU " can prevent Chronic Turtle Torment
07-22-2013, 04:32 PM #10
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And the judges score...9 - 8 - 7 - 9 - 7...Not perfect,but hey,a 40 is pretty damn good and definitely worthy of an animal olympics tryout!

07-22-2013, 05:04 PM #11
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Had to watch on YouTube, embedding was disabled for that. Anyway, rofl.gif I had almost forgotten how awful that was.
That Gamera theme... omg.gif Hurts to listen.
None of my turtles had built in rocket feet either. hmm.gif

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07-22-2013, 05:15 PM #12
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(07-22-2013, 05:04 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  Had to watch on YouTube, embedding was disabled for that. Anyway, rofl.gif I had almost forgotten how awful that was.
That Gamera theme... omg.gif Hurts to listen.
None of my turtles had built in rocket feet either. hmm.gif

Sorry I didnt realize that...

Heres another Gamera The Flying Turtle video...

Hes rocking out and flying and dancing and fighting to a really good song and its so hilarious and so bad its really good...

Safety Dance Gamera!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

07-22-2013, 05:19 PM #13
Octo Mother Superior
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