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06-23-2013, 04:05 AM #16
j browsing Member
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hey it got rid of them when i reminded them they are not to judge and if they do ....well that can b e a one way ticket to hell lmao.gif

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06-23-2013, 04:08 AM #17
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Send in the Vicars!


06-23-2013, 04:09 AM #18
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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Took me five trys but I wrote back a kind letter, she's my geezer dunno.gif
06-23-2013, 04:13 AM #19
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(06-23-2013, 04:08 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  Send in the Vicars!




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06-23-2013, 04:16 AM #20
j browsing Member
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we had a close friend who passed away a few years ago..and some old fundie crone at his funeral announced that he must be in hell because he didn't accept Jesus..well I stood up to her and said how do you know what was in his heart..you are a mean evil old hag..other mourners at the funeral agreed with me and that women was escorted out of the funeral home..this is how NUTZ these people can be and I also reminded her NOT TO JUDGE LEAST YE BE JUDGED coffeetime.gif

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06-23-2013, 04:17 AM #21
Octo Mother Superior
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I was unfortunately at school when the following incident took place. I would have loved to witness it lmao.gif

The Mormons knocked on the door (again), and this happened while the forum was being attacked a few months ago so JR wasn't exactly a ray of sunshine to begin with, he'd been up all night dealing with it and was taking a nap when they decided to pay us a visit.

He said "you just march your goddamn self-righteous asses off my porch right now and if you come back I'll call the cops" lmao.gif

Needless to say, they haven't been back. We haven't even seen them since. rofl.gif

06-23-2013, 04:22 AM #22
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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rofl.gif Yes I was pissy, the other time I sent two old ladies away a bit more nicely, I played dumb immy and in my best broken Swedish I said what translates to:
No thanks, I'm not interesting. lmao.gif At least they laughed too.

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06-23-2013, 04:26 AM #23
j browsing Member
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we had some jehovah witness come to our door the big labowski opened the door first thing the nut asked was where my husband thought he was gonna go when he died..he said straight to hell and slammed the door in their facelmao.gif

"when life gives you lemons..throw them at someone"...Grumpy Cat good.png
06-23-2013, 04:28 AM #24
Octo Mother Superior
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(06-23-2013, 04:22 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  rofl.gif Yes I was pissy, the other time I sent two old ladies away a bit more nicely, I played dumb immy and in my best broken Swedish I said what translates to:
No thanks, I'm not interesting. lmao.gif At least they laughed too.


Those were Jehovas Witnesses though. No I haven't seen them either since I told them they work for Satan.

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06-23-2013, 04:31 AM #25
Octo Mother Superior
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(06-23-2013, 04:26 AM)j browsing Wrote:  we had some jehovah witness come to our door the big labowski opened the door first thing the nut asked was where my husband thought he was gonna go when he died..he said straight to hell and slammed the door in their facelmao.gif


I almost choked on my beer on that lmao.gif
06-23-2013, 04:33 AM #26
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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lmao.gif lmao.gif oh this thread is making me laugh

"Sould soliciting pig fukers" lmao.gif

go granny! beercheer.gif

Jb lmao.gif hug.gif love it!
06-23-2013, 04:35 AM #27
KILLUMINATI Made Ya Look!!
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I rather be a Jesus freak than sit around on a message board for two days looking at a dogs ass and watching an old clip from wife swap talking crap about people cuz they don't believe the same as you do
06-23-2013, 04:39 AM #28
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(06-23-2013, 04:26 AM)j browsing Wrote:  we had some jehovah witness come to our door the big labowski opened the door first thing the nut asked was where my husband thought he was gonna go when he died..he said straight to hell and slammed the door in their facelmao.gif


rofl.gif I bet we'd get along real well. On the Mormon episode, Octo got it all right except I invoked the "Shield of Yahweh" and told them "I'm Jewish you just march your goddamn self-righteous asses off my porch right now and if you come back I'll call the cops"
I can get away with it because I am on Dads side of the family though I'm not technically, I look the part. chuckle.gif

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06-23-2013, 04:43 AM #29
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Actually JB and Jolly R and Shadow have seen us for real, we could pass as a nice Jewish couple. chuckle.gif

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06-23-2013, 04:45 AM #30
j browsing Member
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JR lmao.giflmao.giflmao.giflmao.giflmao.giflmao.gif I have to tell the big labowski that one..he could get away with that too from his great grandma on his dad's side..I am married to a wild man..sometimes when we are in public I have to keep him on a leash..he said to me today he could never post on the forum cuz if he did we would have every alphabet agency knocking on our door chuckle.gifdamned.gif

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