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06-23-2013, 04:46 AM #31
Octo Mother Superior
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(06-23-2013, 04:35 AM)I⊥∀NIW∩LLIʞ Wrote:  I rather be a Jesus freak than sit around on a message board for two days looking at a dogs ass and watching an old clip from wife swap talking crap about people cuz they don't believe the same as you do

Well if those are the only two options I can see why you'd go for Jesus freak damned.gif
06-23-2013, 04:49 AM #32
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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I'm totally cool with Jesus, not so much with Mormons and Jehovah's Witness - they are bat shit. batboy.jpg


06-23-2013, 04:50 AM #33
j browsing Member
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(06-23-2013, 04:49 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  I'm totally cool with Jesus, not so much with Mormons and Jehovah's Witness - they are bat sh!t. batboy.jpg
Exactly !!!!!!!!!!!

"when life gives you lemons..throw them at someone"...Grumpy Cat good.png
06-23-2013, 05:00 AM #34
Octo Mother Superior
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Once I was chilling out in the yard with my neighbor when the Jovies (JW) showed up again. She started talking about the bible and mentioned "men kept for unnatural purposes". I busted out laughing so hard asking her "wtf does that even mean"? She did chuckle but couldn't answer the question. She came back a couple of weeks later though to tell all about it. chuckle.gif
06-23-2013, 05:07 AM #35
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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"men kept for unnatural purposes" sounds like my current situation. lmao.gif and I like it.


06-23-2013, 05:17 AM #36
Octo Mother Superior
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06-23-2013, 05:27 AM #37
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Do I even have to tell the stories ?

You know damned well I have caused all kinda shit
with religious pimps ,,lmao.gif

Timeline : 1973 , location : Beach L.A.

The beach had become the gleaning ground for the

Jesus freaks from a Church behind my House ,,

the preacher there was an ex-con working to gather a flock

for the Donations ,,, PURE CON !

All us Beach Bums and Bunnies were under constant

attack by these " Out in the street and haul them in "

Jesus freaks ,,,

I have an acerbic tongue backed by an Alligator ass anyway

a quick wit , and have always been theatrical since birth ,,,

when i used to put a black stripe through my yellow shit

just to give it a Banana look to test my older sisters taste buds with.

Two Girls this time approached us when we had formed a

smoke a Joint circle,,, with the weed being passed to me, i inhaled
and blew a big cloud on the one that stepped up to me

she waved off the cloud and asked : " Did you know Jesus loves you ?"

I would have Farted an answer but the bowels were spent already .

She had on Glasses thick enough to cause fires on a bright day

I asked her " Can I see those Unique glasses of yours please"

She passed them over ( I about fell down, couldn't believe
she'd trust a wiseguy like me with the specs )

I put the Glasses on ,,, Lifted my eyes to Jordan and
what did I see ??????<<<<<

I dropped my mouth open wide and let out ::::


IT'S GOD !!!!

I SEE GOD ,,,,

hey !!!!
he ain't wearin' any Panties !!!!!

There's a dingle berry on his ass hair too ,,,

oh god,,, he's not a pretty sight folks ,,,

no wonder they say if you see God ,,, You'd DIE

take them
Take them back ,,, here,,, take your glasses

my eye's


I've been struck BLIND !

yeah ,,,
there's more

but you get the drift
06-23-2013, 06:54 AM #38
DaJavoo If looks could kilt
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(06-23-2013, 03:43 AM)Octo Wrote:  What would Jesus do... chuckle.gif




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