Do I even have to tell the stories ?
You know damned well I have caused all kinda shit
with religious pimps ,,
Timeline : 1973 , location : Beach L.A.
The beach had become the gleaning ground for the
Jesus freaks from a Church behind my House ,,
the preacher there was an ex-con working to gather a flock
for the Donations ,,, PURE CON !
All us Beach Bums and Bunnies were under constant
attack by these " Out in the street and haul them in "
Jesus freaks ,,,
I have an acerbic tongue backed by an Alligator ass anyway
a quick wit , and have always been theatrical since birth ,,,
when i used to put a black stripe through my yellow shit
just to give it a Banana look to test my older sisters taste buds with.
Two Girls this time approached us when we had formed a
smoke a Joint circle,,, with the weed being passed to me, i inhaled
and blew a big cloud on the one that stepped up to me
she waved off the cloud and asked : " Did you know Jesus loves you ?"
I would have Farted an answer but the bowels were spent already .
She had on Glasses thick enough to cause fires on a bright day
I asked her " Can I see those Unique glasses of yours please"
She passed them over ( I about fell down, couldn't believe
she'd trust a wiseguy like me with the specs )
I put the Glasses on ,,, Lifted my eyes to Jordan and
what did I see ??????<<<<<
I dropped my mouth open wide and let out ::::
" IT;S GOD ,,,,, ( AS I POINTED SKYWARD )
IT'S GOD !!!!
I SEE GOD ,,,,
he ain't wearin' any Panties !!!!!
There's a dingle berry on his ass hair too ,,,
oh god,,, he's not a pretty sight folks ,,,
no wonder they say if you see God ,,, You'd DIE
Take them back ,,, here,,, take your glasses
I've been struck BLIND !
but you get the drift