Just got off the phone with my sister, the haywire one, she's on a campaign to ban mj from behind the wheel. I ask where she heard anybody crashing a car while stoned, she says only one, herself. I said wow, didn't know that. So I ask how many are hurt while drunk driving, she says millions. Okay. And how many are hurt because of talking on cells while driving and she says LOTS!@!!! And how many does she know were hurt driving stoned? She says well, i hit someone's bumper. I said 'were you hurt?' 'Well, no.' So I ask 'Do you know anybody who has been hurt by a stoned driver?' She said "WHY DO YOU ALWAYS ARGUE, THE BUMPER WAS HURT!!!!"
30 years ago she dented a bumper after smoking a doobie and now all stoned drivers are a danger to the world
oh jeez. I love her. She's my sister. But this is toooo funny.