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Ever been drunk enough to jump on horse and ride it to track at Churchill Downs? With helpful pic of moron.
11-04-2018, 02:33 PM #1
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Quote:Police arrested a man they say was drunk when he jumped onto a horse and rode it to the track entrance at Churchill Downs Saturday evening during the Breeders' Cup.

According to an arrest report, 24-year-old Michael Wells-Rody sneaked into a restricted area of the track, mounted a horse, and rode it out of the tunnel area and into the track entrance.
Read more: http://www.wdrb.com/story/39412425/man-w...police-say

We need to take up a collection and get this guy a lawnmower.

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11-04-2018, 02:38 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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If I were that drunk I'd be unable to mount a horse
11-04-2018, 02:50 PM #3
Pippy Incognito Anonymous
 
I wouldn't be able to mount an insurrection.
11-04-2018, 02:56 PM #4
Decaf Member
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"Ever been drunk enough to jump on horse and ride it to track at Churchill Downs?"

Once but it was for charity.
11-04-2018, 08:03 PM #5
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(5 hours ago)Pippy Wrote:  I wouldn't be able to mount an insurrection.

Or have a resurrerection.

I am speaking of the life of a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers, but borrowed from his children; who has undertaken to cherish it and do it no damage, not because he is duty-bound, but because he loves the world and loves his children… - Wendell Berry, 1971
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11-04-2018, 09:24 PM #6
RLK nli Incognito Anonymous
 
lmao.gif You can't beat an insurrection.
11-04-2018, 11:32 PM #7
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Don't be too sure buster 13.gif

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11-05-2018, 05:28 AM #8
Team Uzi ռօ ǟʀȶɨʄɨƈɨǟʟ ֆաɛɛȶɛռɛʀֆ
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Don't drink and bet on the horses.
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ᎳhᎬᏁ Ꭺ ᎶuᏁ ᏟuᏞᏆuᏒᎬ fᎪᎥᏞs, Ꭺ ᏒᎪᏢᎬ ᏟuᏞᏆuᏒᎬ ᏢᏒᎬᏉᎪᎥᏞs
11-05-2018, 05:31 AM #9
Team Uzi ռօ ǟʀȶɨʄɨƈɨǟʟ ֆաɛɛȶɛռɛʀֆ
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(Today, 05:50 AM)Pippy Wrote:  I wouldn't be able to mount an insurrection.

İmage

ᎳhᎬᏁ Ꭺ ᎶuᏁ ᏟuᏞᏆuᏒᎬ fᎪᎥᏞs, Ꭺ ᏒᎪᏢᎬ ᏟuᏞᏆuᏒᎬ ᏢᏒᎬᏉᎪᎥᏞs
11-05-2018, 05:50 PM #10
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11-05-2018, 08:58 PM #11
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(Today, 04:31 AM)Team Uzi Wrote:  
(Yesterday, 01:50 PM)Pippy Wrote:  I wouldn't be able to mount an insurrection.

İmage

That was actually taken here at summer solstice. chuckle.gif

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