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Ever have one o' them days?
05-31-2012, 12:18 PM #1
Jed Member
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Ya'll ever have one of them days
where ya' can't do nothing right?
The dern fool coffee cup handle
broke clean off the cup as I was
halfway twixt the table and my
pie hole.
Needless to say, it all ended up in my
lap. I run like a stuck pig to the
indoor outhouse a taken my britches
off along the way and tripped over
the dern things and smacked my
head on the hallway table.
After all that I finally sat down on
the internet and looked around fer
somethin' interestin' to post.
Nuthin', not a doggone thing.
I reckon I'm a goin' back to bed fer
a spell.
05-31-2012, 12:37 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:42,842 Threads:1,472 Joined:Feb 2011
Yes I certainly had one of them days. I've had some shït go on some mornings that I wouldn't believe it myself hadn't I been there. gaah.gif

Hope your dark-roast groin feels better soon. patpat.gif
05-31-2012, 12:40 PM #3
Jed Member
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After this morinin' I'm gonna'
refer to my pokin' stick as
Starbuck.
05-31-2012, 12:42 PM #4
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:31,352 Threads:1,438 Joined:Feb 2011
lmao.gif Oh for god sakes Starbuck rofl.gif

Jed, I have entire months like your morning, don't feel bad.

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05-31-2012, 02:14 PM #5
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
Posts:12,782 Threads:1,182 Joined:Feb 2011
chuckle.gif hug.gif oh yes I've had days like that.

Starbuck lmao.gif
05-31-2012, 02:53 PM #6
yankees skier
Posts:5,898 Threads:215 Joined:Feb 2011
Nope, don't recall having a day exactly like that. chuckle.gif

Biere.
05-31-2012, 03:44 PM #7
Ghostie Member
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(05-31-2012, 02:14 PM)Shadow Wrote:  chuckle.gif hug.gif oh yes I've had days like that.

Starbuck lmao.gif
pms it's'snot bad luck, it's just Gods way of saying hi there13.gif
05-31-2012, 03:51 PM #8
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,738 Threads:642 Joined:Feb 2011
(05-31-2012, 03:44 PM)Ghostie Wrote:  
(05-31-2012, 02:14 PM)Shadow Wrote:  chuckle.gif hug.gif oh yes I've had days like that.

Starbuck lmao.gif
pms it's'snot bad luck, it's just Gods way of saying hi there13.gif


I bet Jed would have preferred a smiling Jesus face on his toast.


chuckle.gif

Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
05-31-2012, 03:58 PM #9
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
Posts:12,782 Threads:1,182 Joined:Feb 2011
(05-31-2012, 03:44 PM)Ghostie Wrote:  pms it's'snot bad luck, it's just Gods way of saying hi there13.gif


You can't possibly know about the PMs I sent Octo last summer lmao.gif about my day like that... damned.gif

coffeetime.gif
05-31-2012, 04:04 PM #10
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,738 Threads:642 Joined:Feb 2011
Wimmin should never say or type PMS. It scares the hell out of us guys.


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chuckle.gif

Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
05-31-2012, 04:10 PM #11
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
Posts:12,782 Threads:1,182 Joined:Feb 2011
What do you get when you cross GIS with PMS?
A raving bitch who knows how to find you chuckle.gif
(my diploma program is, of course, in advanced GIS lmao.gif )
05-31-2012, 04:11 PM #12
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,738 Threads:642 Joined:Feb 2011
What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS?

A raving bitch that knows everything.


lmao.giflmao.giflmao.gif

Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
05-31-2012, 04:13 PM #13
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
Posts:12,782 Threads:1,182 Joined:Feb 2011
rofl.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif aaah2.gif
05-31-2012, 11:37 PM #14
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,573 Threads:200 Joined:Feb 2011
Jed,,, indeed,, had a day once,,, well maybe a few times ( admit nothing in Public )

Where even my Eggs had to argue with me

Coffee cup had an EVIL spirit embedded deep within it's soul-less ass even.

I let loose a fart,,, and that too, had the Devil in it, smelled so bad,,, and was so thick,,

you could stir it with a stick.

So, I get out of the house to get Air,,, and the ğkkin' Fart, clung to my
spine like a monkey on a Banana tree.

RAN,,,,,

and no where was i safe from this Torpid Green Fog.

Under the Kitchen Cabinet,,, i grabbed for the Lysol,,,

Got drain cleaner instead,,

with smoking balls aflammed

i ran or hopped,,, maybe skipped,, or flew,, to the shower

jumped in,,,

hit the water on,,,

ğkkin' Tub has never clogged ever again,, and my Willie either.

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06-01-2012, 12:31 AM #15
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chuckle.gif Jed, we've all had those days, but the indoor outhouse? lmao.gif



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