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Ewww that smells and tastes really strange
07-04-2018, 07:55 PM #1
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Quote:May all your dreams of cooking fettuccine in your underwear come true at long last.

The 'Crotch Pot' Allows You to Cook Food Using the Heat from Your Own Junk

Have you ever stopped during a strenuous workout, placed your hand across the front of your pants, and thought, Wow, I really need to harness the heat from my own undercarriage?

https://munchies.vice.com/en_us/article/...r-own-junk

I'm buying one and having you all over for dinner. 37.gif
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07-04-2018, 07:58 PM #2
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07-04-2018, 07:59 PM #3
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Quote:"You can knead the meal (discretely) while walking to make sure things are mixing well," Gossamer suggests. (I'm no outdoorsman, but if I see someone walking through the woods, kneading his own genitals, my first thought won't be "I bet he's cooking oatmeal in there.")

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07-05-2018, 09:29 AM #4
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07-05-2018, 03:16 PM #5
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(07-04-2018, 07:59 PM)Octo Wrote:  
Quote:"You can knead the meal (discretely) while walking to make sure things are mixing well," Gossamer suggests. (I'm no outdoorsman, but if I see someone walking through the woods, kneading his own genitals, my first thought won't be "I bet he's cooking oatmeal in there.")

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I keep pepper spray for similar encounters.

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07-05-2018, 03:36 PM #6
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chuckle.gif Can you imagine walking around with a Kielbasa in your pants?
07-05-2018, 05:50 PM #7
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(07-05-2018, 03:36 PM)Stiggy Wrote:  chuckle.gif Can you imagine walking around with a Kielbasa in your pants?

Yes, I can.


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What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
07-05-2018, 06:31 PM #8
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Pics or it didn't happen

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07-07-2018, 01:00 AM #9
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(07-05-2018, 03:36 PM)Stiggy Wrote:  chuckle.gif Can you imagine walking around with a Kielbasa in your pants?

I bet Mike Obama can.
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