Well they might be - thanks to a growing movement called 'eyebombing'.
The idea is to stick removable goggly eyes onto objects like parking meters and pipes, so they almost seem human. Eyebombing is now gaining popularity on social media with the aim of trying to bring a little light relief to the world.
The "ayes" have it.
Life is like a penny, you can spend it on what you like, but you can ONLY spend it once.