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02-04-2016, 03:07 PM #1
Kreeper Griobhtha
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DEA Agent: Rabbits Are Getting Stoned

Quote:“I come to represent the actual science,” is a bold opener for testimony against medical marijuana that includes bunnies getting high.


Quote:“I deal in facts,” Fairbanks said during the hearing last March. “I deal in science.” Shocked by his continued reference to “science,” FOIA expert MuckRock requested the agency hand over any and all documents showing the effects of marijuana—and its legalization—on rabbits.


Quote:This week in a brief letter, the DEA’s answer arrived: there is none.


Quote:While digging up marijuana plants, Fairbanks apparently noticed that rabbits had “cultivated a taste for marijuana”—which he suggested was to the detriment of their brains. “One of them refused to leave us and we took all the marijuana around him,” Fairbanks said. “His natural instincts to run were somehow gone.”



Quote: In her book Rabbits, Janice Biniok says a rabbit that is startled will either “freeze” or scurry to safety.


Grasping at straws? The DEA is getting desperate to keep the billions rolling in.

Stoner bunnies...


Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
02-04-2016, 05:07 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:40,972 Threads:1,526 Joined:Feb 2011
Oh ffs

02-04-2016, 05:53 PM #3
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
Posts:14,823 Threads:441 Joined:Jun 2012
Give me back my weed.


02-04-2016, 06:29 PM #4
Octo Mother Superior
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02-04-2016, 08:26 PM #5
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:30,305 Threads:1,477 Joined:Feb 2011
Okay... that was THE lamest excuse I've ever heard. Have you ever heard reports of stoned rabbits wreaking havoc in countries where it grows wild? *ahem* Me neither.
This is some real grasping at straws.

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02-05-2016, 12:10 AM #6
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Quote:“I deal in facts,” Fairbanks said during the hearing last March. “I deal in science.”

yup.gif Sure you do.



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