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Family bonding fail: Dad, daughter sold pot brownies at high school baseball game!
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04-11-2017, 11:42 AM #1
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Quote:Two students from a Palm Bay high school were sent to the hospital after police say they ate pot brownies at a baseball game. Police arrested a father they say gave his daughter the brownies to sell.
Police say 38-year-old Robert Johnson made the pot brownies at home, then gave them to his teenaged daughter to sell.
Police say they discovered Johnson was growing, cooking and packing the brownies, and using other students at both high schools to distribute the pot.
Read more: http://www.mynews13.com/content/news/cfn...cused.html

blink.gif Who knew you could grow brownies. Where can I score seeds?
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04-11-2017, 11:49 AM #2
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I live close by, is that bake sale still going on per chance? chuckle.gif
04-11-2017, 11:57 AM #3
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(04-11-2017, 11:42 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
Quote:Two students from a Palm Bay high school were sent to the hospital after police say they ate pot brownies at a baseball game. Police arrested a father they say gave his daughter the brownies to sell.
Police say 38-year-old Robert Johnson made the pot brownies at home, then gave them to his teenaged daughter to sell.
Police say they discovered Johnson was growing, cooking and packing the brownies, and using other students at both high schools to distribute the pot.
Read more: http://www.mynews13.com/content/news/cfn...cused.html

blink.gif  Who knew you could grow brownies. Where can I score seeds?

It's damn hard to grow brownies. You have to be very careful when you water them. (You would actually use milk but I said watering because if I had said milking them then that JR guy would have made a silly joke.) You have to be extremely careful how much you water them because it is VERY easy to over do it and then they get soggy and fall apart. And there are no seeds. You have to know somebody with plants that is willing to share clones like the old Gainsville Green. (Seriously though, it's damn hard to milk brownies. It's nearly impossible to find their tiny teats. But the chocolate milk they give is amazing!)

Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
04-11-2017, 12:47 PM #4
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lmao.gif Brownie, you're doing one heck of a job.

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04-11-2017, 03:03 PM #5
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(04-11-2017, 11:57 AM)Kreeper Wrote:  
(04-11-2017, 11:42 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
Quote:Two students from a Palm Bay high school were sent to the hospital after police say they ate pot brownies at a baseball game. Police arrested a father they say gave his daughter the brownies to sell.
Police say 38-year-old Robert Johnson made the pot brownies at home, then gave them to his teenaged daughter to sell.
Police say they discovered Johnson was growing, cooking and packing the brownies, and using other students at both high schools to distribute the pot.
Read more: http://www.mynews13.com/content/news/cfn...cused.html

blink.gif  Who knew you could grow brownies. Where can I score seeds?

It's damn hard to grow brownies. You have to be very careful when you water them. (You would actually use milk but I said watering because if I had said milking them then that JR guy would have made a silly joke.) You have to be extremely careful how much you water them because it is VERY easy to over do it and then they get soggy and fall apart. And there are no seeds. You have to know somebody with plants that is willing to share clones like the old Gainsville Green. (Seriously though, it's damn hard to milk brownies. It's nearly impossible to find their tiny teats. But the chocolate milk they give is amazing!)

lol.gif Have you been eating some?
Anonymous Kritter Show this Post
04-11-2017, 03:29 PM #6
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And no one has even mentioned this happened in Florida. rofl.gif
04-11-2017, 04:04 PM #7
Adde Member
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Quote:"the two teens got sick from eating marijuana-laced brownies"

vic.gif Lightweights.
04-11-2017, 04:25 PM #8
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Ffs gaah.gif

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the entire interwebz
are ram-packed with
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...and this shithole town
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04-11-2017, 04:28 PM #9
Adde Member
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lol.gif Are you becoming a straight edger?
04-11-2017, 05:13 PM #10
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(04-11-2017, 04:28 PM)Adde Wrote:  lol.gif  Are you becoming a straight edger?

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Thankfully, there is still vodka.

No zdrovje, tavaritsji!

(Not today though...and way, way more
careful with that stuff than with innocent,
harmless herb.)
04-11-2017, 05:17 PM #11
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This thread scored incredibly high brownie points

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04-11-2017, 11:41 PM #12
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chuckle.gif
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04-12-2017, 02:17 AM #13
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These kids were in High School, string the old man up for life.
04-12-2017, 02:44 AM #14
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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People should not start until they are at least 18.

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04-12-2017, 03:08 AM #15
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(04-12-2017, 02:44 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  People should not start until they are at least 18.

I agree, and there is some recent scientific evidence to back that up. After 18, you are good to roll.



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