Finland is the only country in the world which broadcasts news in Latin. Che
Finland has a wife carrying championship.
Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because Donald Duck doesn't wear pants.
The many meanings of Vittu, the most common Finnish swear word:
vittu - “cnut”
vittu! - ”ƒück !”
vitut. - ”ƒück it”
vitut! - “bullshit!”
vitun - “ƒükking”
vitusti - “ƒükking lot of/much”
vittua? - “what the ƒück ?”
vitus? - “why the ƒück ?”
vittuilla - “ƒück with”
vituttaa - “I’m pissed off”
vittumainen - “ƒükking annoying”
vittumaisuuttaan - “out of pure dickishness”
"Kumarreksituteskenteleentuvaisehkollaismaisekkuudellisenneskenteluttelemattomammuuksissansakaankopahan" is a word.
It’s a long word. It means ƒück all if I know. But it’s not the longest word in the Finnish language.
Life is like a penny, you can spend it on what you like, but you can ONLY spend it once.