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Five Pirate Myths That are Actually True
JollyRoger Show this Post
12-10-2012, 01:57 PM #1
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12-10-2012, 02:01 PM #2
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x Pirate walks in bar x
Bartender: I'll serve you, if you tell me how you lost your arm.
Pirate: I was sword fighting, and another pirate got me arm.
Bartender: Okay, well how did you get that peg-leg?
Pirate: my opponent pushed me in the sea with sharks.
Bartender: How did you get that eyepatch, then?
Pirate: after he pushed me, I swam up to shore and a bird pooped in me eye.
Bartender: you need an eyepatch for that?
Pirate: It was the first day with a hook.

Yaarrrr....
12-10-2012, 02:12 PM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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12-10-2012, 02:52 PM #4
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Talk about a bad day...


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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
12-11-2012, 04:11 AM #5
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A captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!". The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, which the captain put on and lead the crew to battle the pirate boarding party. Although some casualties occurred among the crew, the pirates were repelled.

Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending boarding parties. The crew cowered in fear, but the captain calm as ever bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!". The battle was on, and once again the Captain and his crew repelled both boarding parties, although this time more casualties occurred.

Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's occurrences when an ensign looked to the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?". The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, exhorted, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the wound and thus, you men will continue to fight unafraid". The men sat in silence marveling at the courage of such a man.

As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to their Captain for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my brown pants!!
JollyRoger Show this Post
12-11-2012, 04:13 AM #6
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(12-11-2012, 04:11 AM)オタマジャクシ Wrote:  A captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!". The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, which the captain put on and lead the crew to battle the pirate boarding party. Although some casualties occurred among the crew, the pirates were repelled.

Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending boarding parties. The crew cowered in fear, but the captain calm as ever bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!". The battle was on, and once again the Captain and his crew repelled both boarding parties, although this time more casualties occurred.

Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's occurrences when an ensign looked to the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?". The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, exhorted, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the wound and thus, you men will continue to fight unafraid". The men sat in silence marveling at the courage of such a man.

As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to their Captain for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my brown pants!!


Hahahahahaa!!!!!
12-11-2012, 04:20 AM #7
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12-11-2012, 04:25 AM #8
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JollyRoger Show this Post
12-11-2012, 04:29 AM #9
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What does a Pirate and a Pimp have in common?























They both say, "YO HO!" and walk with a limp.



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