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Flies are the most nutritious insect
Al. Dentr Show this Post
12-02-2016, 10:07 AM #1
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My wife goes on a fly eating diet during the 4 weeks from mid November to mid December every year to cleanse her body and lose weight.
It is scientifically demonstrated that flies contain proteins and vitamins for perfect nutrition balance
Spiders live totally by eating flies
12-02-2016, 12:34 PM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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I love wings.

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12-02-2016, 05:08 PM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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(12-02-2016, 10:07 AM)Al. Dentr Wrote:  My wife goes on a fly eating diet during the 4 weeks from mid November to mid December every year to cleanse her body and lose weight.
It is scientifically demonstrated that flies contain proteins and vitamins for perfect nutrition balance
Spiders live totally by eating flies

Fly walks on poop > Your wife eats fly.

Will you kiss her on the mouth when she gets home?

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Al Dente Show this Post
12-03-2016, 02:44 AM #4
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(12-02-2016, 05:08 PM)Octo Wrote:  
(12-02-2016, 10:07 AM)Al. Dentr Wrote:  My wife goes on a fly eating diet during the 4 weeks from mid November to mid December every year to cleanse her body and lose weight.
It is scientifically demonstrated that flies contain proteins and vitamins for perfect nutrition balance
Spiders live totally by eating flies

Fly walks on poop > Your wife eats fly.

Will you kiss her on the mouth when she gets home?

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Flies are very abundant
You don't have to go look for them
They come to you
She just walks around with her mouth open and carries a bottle of water to drink th down
In 10 minutes you can swallow about 1 ounce and a half
And that's more energy and protein than eating one pound of rump steak
12-03-2016, 12:51 PM #5
Octo Mother Superior
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They come to you if you smell like poop

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12-03-2016, 06:16 PM #6
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Al Dente Show this Post
12-04-2016, 02:36 AM #7
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They are a food staple in every culture.
Chinese cook them " stir fly"
Americans cook them " french fly"
12-04-2016, 02:11 PM #8
Octo Mother Superior
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