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01-04-2016, 05:39 AM #1
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A hodgepodge of news twits describing various misdemeanors and felonies of various Florida men.

https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan

There's plenty of room for all God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes!
01-04-2016, 05:49 AM #2
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A few examples:
Florida Man Injured By Shrapnel From Dryer He Filled With Explosives http://www.wesh.com/news/man-hurt-after-...Dg.twitter
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Florida Man ‏@_FloridaMan 25 Jul 2015
Florida Man Tells Homeowners It’s Illegal For BBQ Smell to Leave Their Property

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Florida Man ‏@_FloridaMan 24 Jul 2015
Florida Man Pauses Police Chase to Rehydrate With Stolen Capri Sun, Says Smoking Crack Makes Him Thirsty http://www.kirotv.com/news/news/weird-ne...apr/nm6Cg/
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Florida Man ‏@_FloridaMan 24 Jul 2015
Florida Man Stands in Middle of McDonald’s Drive-Thur Lane, Masturbates http://www.wtxl.com/news/man-arrested-fo...2b182.html
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Florida Man ‏@_FloridaMan 24 Jul 2015
WWE Wants You to Forget it Ever Had Anything to Do With Florida Man http://www.businessinsider.com/hulk-hoga...ite-2015-7
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Florida Man ‏@_FloridaMan 24 Jul 2015
Firefighters Rescue Florida Man With Head Stuck in Exercise Equipment http://www.wesh.com/news/rescuers-free-m...uk.twitter
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Florida Man ‏@_FloridaMan 23 Jul 2015
Police Watch as Naked Florida Man Jumps Head First Through Window http://www.wtsp.com/story/news/local/flo.../30561655/
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Florida Man ‏@_FloridaMan 23 Jul 2015
Florida Man Struck by Lightning While Snorkeling Naked http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/t...ach/nm5Sf/
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Florida Man ‏@_FloridaMan 21 Jul 2015
Florida Man Protests High Bus Fare By Running Head First Into Bus http://wfla.com/2015/07/21/video-man-bec...tts-glass/
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Florida Man ‏@_FloridaMan 21 Jul 2015
Florida Man Under Attack From Leprosy-Causing Armadillos http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/21/health/flo...index.html
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Florida Man ‏@_FloridaMan 21 Jul 2015
Florida Man Threatens Teen With Machete For Disciplining His 14-Pound Chihuahua http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/brea...story.html
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Florida Man ‏@_FloridaMan 21 Jul 2015
Florida Man Drops Shot Friend Off at Wal-Mart Instead of Hospital http://bigstory.ap.org/article/af7ec3bb5...a-wal-mart
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Florida Man ‏@_FloridaMan 20 Jul 2015
Florida Man Fighting to Keep Klansmen Mural in Courthouse, Swears ‘It’s Not a Racist Thing’ http://www.rawstory.com/2015/07/its-not-...ourthouse/
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Florida Man ‏@_FloridaMan 20 Jul 2015
Florida Bear Breaks Into Garage, Eats 50lbs of Dog Food, Falls Asleep on Lawn http://www.wftv.com/gallery/news/local/p...w/#7712730
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Florida Man ‏@_FloridaMan 16 Jul 2015
Florida Man Rides Sea Turtle, Spears Shark http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/c...ark/nmz49/
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Florida Man ‏@_FloridaMan 16 Jul 2015
Florida Man Indicted in Fatal Dog Poop Fight http://www.news-journalonline.com/articl.../307169933
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Florida Man ‏@_FloridaMan 14 Jul 2015
Florida Man Loses Memory After Bicycle Collision With Dead Alligator http://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/browar...story.html
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Florida Man ‏@_FloridaMan 14 Jul 2015
Florida Man Accused of Stealing $2 Million Worth of LEGOs, Paintbrushes From Hobby Lobby http://www.chicagotribune.com/suburbs/ct...story.html
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There's plenty of room for all God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes!
01-04-2016, 08:34 AM #3
White Ribbon call me
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They have bears in Florida?

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01-04-2016, 11:19 AM #4
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Must be the water. All the strange shït happens in FL or Germany.

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01-04-2016, 02:25 PM #5
Octo Mother Superior
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(01-04-2016, 08:34 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:  They have bears in Florida?

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They do actually

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01-04-2016, 02:27 PM #6
White Ribbon call me
Posts:9,779 Threads:371 Joined:Apr 2013
I thought It would be too hot for bears..

I could never go hiking in the USA, they have mountain lions too.. Jesus Christ, it would be too stressful.. Give me deadly snakes and spiders any day..

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01-04-2016, 02:47 PM #7
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(01-04-2016, 02:25 PM)Octo Wrote:  
(01-04-2016, 08:34 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:  They have bears in Florida?

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They do actually

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They have a LOT of bears in Florida. So many that they have become a nuisance.

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I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
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01-04-2016, 03:31 PM #8
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Quote: Bayou Country is most closely associated with Cajun and Creole cultural groups native to the Gulf Coast region generally stretching from Houston, Texas, to Mobile, Alabama, and picking back up in South Florida around the Everglades with its center in New Orleans, Louisiana.




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