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Florida: Man enters Jacksonville store and chases people with live alligator
07-29-2018, 09:38 AM #1
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Quote:The incident is currently under investigation, according to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

It is currently unknown if the man has done anything illegal.

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He's lucky somebody didn't kick his ass.
07-29-2018, 10:23 AM #2
Strigoi Diavolul
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The redneck drunk and stupid level was turned to eleven that evening. vic.gif

Un Strigoi printre noi
07-29-2018, 12:27 PM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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07-29-2018, 02:06 PM #4
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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How come I never witnessed any crazy goings on the many times I visited Florida?
07-29-2018, 03:26 PM #5
Octo Mother Superior
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You probably stayed in some nice place with less crazy
07-29-2018, 03:32 PM #6
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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Could be but we did walk around a lot through neighbourhoods off the beaten track and still there was nadda crazy.
07-29-2018, 05:49 PM #7
Octo Mother Superior
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Perhaps you're just not a crazy magnet...
07-29-2018, 05:56 PM #8
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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No, the opposite, I am usually a magnet for strange interactions from strangers when I am alone, and when I tell my family and friends they can't believe it. But when I'm with hubby (he is a very big man) he seems to attract the strangeness out there.
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07-29-2018, 09:27 PM #9
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(07-29-2018, 10:23 AM)Strigoi Wrote:  The redneck drunk and stupid level was turned to eleven that evening. vic.gif

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07-29-2018, 09:30 PM #10
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(07-29-2018, 02:06 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  How come I never witnessed any crazy goings on the many times I visited Florida?

You were probably in bed sleeping.
İmage
07-29-2018, 09:47 PM #11
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A man's gotta protect himself. It was probably a gun free zone.

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07-29-2018, 09:53 PM #12
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He was probably protecting his pockets full of

"Bath $alts"

LOL
07-30-2018, 06:25 AM #13
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sad2.gif Slightly disappointed that gator didn't bite the shit outta' that dude.

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07-30-2018, 07:27 AM #14
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Looks like it's mouth was taped shut

They regularly farm them down there and

That one looked like it was heading for the

Leather processing mill or the grill or both!

It's quite tasty!
08-01-2018, 07:08 AM #15
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Update:

Quote:Action News Jacksonville tracked Stratton down and questioned him about that night.

When asked whether he had any recollection, the man shook his head.

“[None] at all. This store sells some good liquor. And I drank a lot of it that night,” he said. “I don’t even remember coming up here.”

He also said he had “no clue” where he got the alligator, whose mouth was taped shut.

“They told me what I did was stupid, and I’ll be facing some charges here soon, and [I’ll] probably go to jail, or probably not. We’ll see.”
More and video here: smokeroom.com

Priceless video. crazy.gif

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