Quote:A Titusville, Florida grandmother opened her blinds early Friday morning, expecting to see her cat on the back porch, only to see a nude man standing there, according to police.
"I always look first. I opened the blinds and said, 'What the hell? That's not my cat,'" said Pettersen.
Pettersen, who once worked in security and law enforcement, decided she'd give the intruder a fright.
She popped out her teeth.
"Grandma no teeth!" she shouted.
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