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Florida grandma scares off naked intruder by popping her dentures out
RLK nli Show this Post
10-01-2018, 09:57 PM #1
RLK nli Incognito Anonymous
Quote:A Titusville, Florida grandmother opened her blinds early Friday morning, expecting to see her cat on the back porch, only to see a nude man standing there, according to police.

"I always look first. I opened the blinds and said, 'What the hell? That's not my cat,'" said Pettersen.

Pettersen, who once worked in security and law enforcement, decided she'd give the intruder a fright.

She popped out her teeth.

"Grandma no teeth!" she shouted.

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Anonymous Kritter Show this Post
10-01-2018, 10:01 PM #2
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chuckle.gif Poor guy has never known the joy a toothless partner can provide.
ㄒ乇卂爪 ㄩ乙丨 Show this Post
10-01-2018, 10:51 PM #3
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Q: Do you know what they call a room full of Floridians?

A: A full set of teeth!
10-02-2018, 12:12 AM #4
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:11,114 Threads:770 Joined:Feb 2011
(10-01-2018, 10:01 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  chuckle.gif  Poor guy has never known the joy a toothless partner can provide.

Beat me to the gum job joke! rofl.gif

What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
10-02-2018, 01:06 PM #5
Strigoi Diavolul
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lmao.gif I've got nothing to add. vic.gif

Un Strigoi printre noi
Anonymous Kritter Show this Post
10-02-2018, 02:04 PM #6
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lmao.gif "Grandma no teeth!"
10-02-2018, 05:18 PM #7
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,392 Threads:1,584 Joined:Feb 2011
Legendary Granny move rofl.gif
10-02-2018, 07:04 PM #8
Meh Member
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lmao.gif That was great, I'm sending this to my grandma.



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