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Flushed Jehova Witness Pamphlet Down Toilet
01-23-2015, 04:59 AM #1
Ruby Wolf Member
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Ahhhhh ha haa haaa thats what i did ha haa haaa earlier today i walked into the bathroom at work and there it was so i said to myself how the Hell did that get in here well i dont need to use it for paper ha haa haaa cuz i'm only in here to wee wee ya know like pay my water bill ya know as in drain my main vein ha haa haaa so i might as well flush the damn thing and down and away it went and into an industrial strength toilet as well ya know those that sound like an explosion about to suck you into another dimension ha haa haaa...

A religion is a cult with political influence and a cult is a religion without political influence...

All organized religions are intolerant of each other the most terrible plagues to ever inflict humanity...

As i painfully remember how many years ago some jehova witnesses talked their way into my sick and dying great grandmothers house and then proceed to tell her that she will soon be burning in hell if she didnt buy these books of ours and thats a true story i was there the friggin religiously warped and twisted bastards...

İmage İmage
01-23-2015, 05:28 AM #2
nobody Member
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So... The plumber who rescues the sewer pipes from clogation, :) in the end throws the reading material in the garbage, thereby saving the "normal" flow of things.

am now looking for a moral here...
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 Nobody, Has a need to know about anything!
01-23-2015, 08:46 AM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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JW hasn't been around here for years. I think I finally got blacklisted woohoo.gif
01-23-2015, 10:44 AM #4
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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When a person representing a religious group hands me a pamphlet I immediately say:

"Do you want me to throw this away for you?"



Don't get me wrong, I respect everyone's right to have their own beliefs - but have no need for some codependent group scenario to get right with God.

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01-23-2015, 01:28 PM #5
Ruby Wolf Member
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(01-23-2015, 05:28 AM)nobody Wrote:  So... The plumber who rescues the sewer pipes from clogation, :) in the end throws the reading material in the garbage, thereby saving the "normal" flow of things.

am now looking for a moral here...
hypnotoad.gif
My gods better than your God,my Gods real and yours isnt,Jehova Shmehova,Allah Shmallah,Brahman Shrahman,God Shmod,Elohim Shlohim,no ones ever seen or heard any of their so called Gods yet those Gods surely exist,but millions of people have seen and heard Aliens and Flying Saucers that surely dont exist and so lets face it The Gods Drive Flying Saucers and all Organized Religions are evil and should be flushed far away down the toilet before another innocent person is blinded and murdered in their name...
01-23-2015, 01:32 PM #6
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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01-23-2015, 01:51 PM #7
misterbumps Member
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When I was younger I grew up on a farm and every time we saw Jehovah witnesses coming down our track my father got his shotgun out and as soon as they saw it they always backtracked. We used to get young kids occasionally coming up in a car to shoot rabbits for fun with pellet guns in one of our fields and my father would grab his shotgun and jump into a tractor and head straight towards them like he was going to smash straight into their car. Seeing him coming made them move faster than the rabbits they had come to kill. Good times.

I can see by your coat my friend you're from the other side. Just one thing I got to know. Who won?
01-23-2015, 02:08 PM #8
White Ribbon call me
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im a jehova witness, i hope you all burn in hell for your sins..

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effen heathen scumbags.. its not a pamphlet, its the word of god on a piece of paper, its been known to perform healings in my bible class..

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01-23-2015, 02:12 PM #9
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween, 'cause they don't care for strangers coming up to their door and annoying them. coffeetime.gif

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01-23-2015, 02:24 PM #10
Ruby Wolf Member
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(01-23-2015, 02:08 PM)the white ribbon Wrote:  im a jehova witness, i hope you all burn in hell for your sins..

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effen heathen scumbags.. its not a pamphlet, its the word of god on a piece of paper, its been known to perform healings in my bible class..

yup.gif
See like i said all organized religions are intolerant of each other the most terrible plagues to ever inflict humanity and by the way just for the hell of it the next time your talking to your god (praying) or the next time your god is talking to you (schizohrenia) please ask him or her where he or she was and what he or she was doing while auschwitz was in operation cuz i'm dying for an answer...

İmage İmage
01-23-2015, 02:32 PM #11
White Ribbon call me
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(01-23-2015, 02:24 PM)Cosmic August Wrote:  
(01-23-2015, 02:08 PM)the white ribbon Wrote:  im a jehova witness, i hope you all burn in hell for your sins..

13.gif 13.gif

effen heathen scumbags.. its not a pamphlet, its the word of god on a piece of paper, its been known to perform healings in my bible class..

yup.gif
See like i said all organized religions are intolerant of each other the most terrible plagues to ever inflict humanity and by the way just for the hell of it the next time your talking to your god (praying) or the next time god is talking to you (schizohrenia) please ask him or her where he or she was and what he or she was doing while auschwitz was in operation...

um, yeah, i was joking, i hate religion..

next time you are having a quiet moment think about why you are so obsessed with war being a blood ritual and yet you are happy and all for, war on muslim people.. thats potentially the new auschwitz.. look at how many children and innocent civilians have been killed in these false wars by your cuntry.. wake up..
01-23-2015, 02:41 PM #12
Ruby Wolf Member
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Ha haa haaa haaaa haaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa (*=*)

01-23-2015, 10:05 PM #13
jaydoom i am doom
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(01-23-2015, 10:44 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  When a person representing a religious group hands me a pamphlet I immediately say:

"Do you want me to throw this away for you?"



Don't get me wrong, I respect everyone's right to have their own beliefs - but have no need for some codependent group scenario to get right with God.
i loved having the JWs come around ... it amused me to no end...JR were you there the time i answered the door with the devils note book and a copy of the satanic bible? they did the whole "do you have time to speak about the lord?" i said only if you have time to speak about my lord and savior satan, the old guy stuck around for a few mins trying to best me...the other 4 that were with him hi tailed it the moment they saw my books... its also fun to answer the door naked , and invite them in to speak, non have dared enter yet lol.... ahh good fun making people feel unconfortable on my property
01-23-2015, 10:25 PM #14
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(01-23-2015, 10:05 PM)jaydoom Wrote:  
(01-23-2015, 10:44 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  When a person representing a religious group hands me a pamphlet I immediately say:

"Do you want me to throw this away for you?"



Don't get me wrong, I respect everyone's right to have their own beliefs - but have no need for some codependent group scenario to get right with God.
i loved having the JWs come around ... it amused me to no end...JR were you there the time i answered the door with the devils note book and a copy of the satanic bible? they did the whole "do you have time to speak about the lord?" i said only if you have time to speak about my lord and savior satan, the old guy stuck around for a few mins trying to best me...the other 4 that were with him hi tailed it the moment they saw my books... its also fun to answer the door naked , and invite them in to speak, non have dared enter yet lol.... ahh good fun making people feel unconfortable on my property

lmao.gif No I don't believe I was there then, (I'd probably have remembered that lol) but I know we see eye to eye on that religious foo foo. Certainly there is a force of creation, call it God, Yahveh, whatever. that force left a mathematical signature everywhere in the form of 1.61803398875 to deny that is well... not very scientific. Some things are inescapable, that force signed everything around us like Dali signed his paintings.
There's nothing wrong with pray, hope and be happy but religion? 15.gif 'cmon, why introduce dogma and prophets etc. into the deal? Mind boggling control mechanism.

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01-24-2015, 04:00 PM #15
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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Generally JWs seem decent people, very polite. But when they come knocking I lose it. One morning I went outside and one had come in the gate, was in the shop looking around. I told him to gtfo but at least he never left the gate open.



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