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Former IT Specialist Claims To Be Jesus Reborn
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05-29-2013, 07:34 PM #1
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A man claiming to be Jesus is gaining followers and causing concern among cult expertschuckle.gif in Australia.

Former IT specialist Alan John Miller, or AJ as he prefers to be known, runs a religious movement known as the Divine Truth from his home near the small town of Kingaroy in the state of Queensland.

Mr Miller claims that not only is he Christ, but his partner, Australian Mary Luck, is in fact Mary Magdalene, who according to the Bible was present at the crucifixion.

He told Sky News: "I have very clear memories of the crucifixion, but it wasn't as harrowing for me as it was for others like Mary who was present.

"When you are one with God you are not in a state of fear, and you have quite good control over your body's sensations and the level of pain that you absorb from your body."....After his crucifixion the Australian claims he entered the spirit world where he met Plato, Socrates, popes and presidents.lmao.gif
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/former-speciali...ml#GwtUF86

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05-29-2013, 07:42 PM #2
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Oh ffs!!!

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05-29-2013, 07:42 PM #3
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Butbutbut..! I already met Jesus, and Jesus, and Jesus...
oh, and Jesus...none of them was that guy!

Not to mention my friend P, who claimed to be both
Jesus and Bob Marley, reincarnated into 1 flesh.
A couple of months at the looney bin took that out
of him, of course.
Today, he understands quite clearly he is only Jesus.
05-29-2013, 07:47 PM #4
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Wow, is this guy full of shït. chuckle.gif I watched a vid on that earlier... stupid sheep crying like Nancy Kerrigan in the audience. 15.gif Spare meh.
Another in a long line of bullshitters.

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05-30-2013, 07:30 AM #5
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No one ever believed my stories from so called life, so why the hell should I believe anyone else's shït? I call bullshit !!!kirk_and_spock_love.gif:jailhousesex:
05-30-2013, 09:46 AM #6
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05-30-2013, 10:29 AM #7
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05-30-2013, 11:38 AM #8
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he is jesus.. you watch, someone will crucify him on a cross..

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05-30-2013, 11:46 AM #9
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yay.gif God loves a good crucifixion!

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05-30-2013, 12:04 PM #10
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amen.. praise jesus
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05-30-2013, 12:24 PM #11
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(05-29-2013, 07:34 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
A man claiming to be Jesus is gaining followers and causing concern among cult expertschuckle.gif in Australia.

Former IT specialist Alan John Miller, or AJ as he prefers to be known, runs a religious movement known as the Divine Truth from his home near the small town of Kingaroy in the state of Queensland.

Mr Miller claims that not only is he Christ, but his partner, Australian Mary Luck, is in fact Mary Magdalene, who according to the Bible was present at the crucifixion.

He told Sky News: "I have very clear memories of the crucifixion, but it wasn't as harrowing for me as it was for others like Mary who was present.

"When you are one with God you are not in a state of fear, and you have quite good control over your body's sensations and the level of pain that you absorb from your body."....After his crucifixion the Australian claims he entered the spirit world where he met Plato, Socrates, popes and presidents.lmao.gif
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/former-speciali...ml#GwtUF86

İmage

Mr Young, not impressed!



ye-es, Aussie here, this is BLASPHEMY. Jesus was a virgin and some sexually active guy and his girlfriend are ugh, promoting dopey Holy Blood, Holy Grail bullshit.

There's been profiles done in the local current affairs shows



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05-30-2013, 12:33 PM #12
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'nother one



05-30-2013, 12:39 PM #13
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Hey Aussie! cheers.gif I watched a video of him yesterday, I was unimpressed.
Don't know why, but there are always some douchebag wolves that take advantage of sheep.
I bet they are all giving "the lord" ca$h, and I would assume that's what his phoney gig is all about.

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05-30-2013, 12:49 PM #14
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Yes, the first video they ( a couple of followers) explain that funding will come the same people who've always provided funding amongst the followers and the two couples they interviewed about the cult seemed middle class/well off.

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05-30-2013, 01:37 PM #15
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IT Jesus needs to speak with Pastor Kerney Thomas & GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWD!­ To find real miracles!





GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWD!­ needs you to get his personal care package rofl.gif



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