Back in 1970 , with five friends in the loft of a Garage ,,,
we had a joint that one of us stole from an older brother's stash .
we lit it up and passed it around .
I took one hit ,,,
spent ten minutes giggling ,,,,,,
and a second to think up a fun idea ,,,
Hey Guys , watch this ! "
as I held a Bic lighter to my A$$ and farted ,,, POOF ,,, FLAME
all of us
laughed and laughed
spent about an hour watching the rest of the guys lighting their farts .
I laughed my stomach into a huge knot .
when I came down , I realized what I'd started .
right there I swore off weed for life .