(07-03-2018, 06:04 AM)UniqueStranger Wrote:
(07-03-2018, 03:52 AM)Catholic genius Wrote:
(07-02-2018, 09:29 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote: coolGod choses us inventors like the prophets of old and gives us new inventions in our sleep.
The clearest images ever in minute details.
So as soon as I wake up I go to downstairs to my drawing room and draw the invention just revealed before I forget. My latest revelation is for a revolutionary shaped coffin that converts easily into a casket and looks like an Easter egg. Very ergonomically comfortable.
Really? My last thought would be to not invent anything relating to death. Rather, I was inventing a hosting system where older folks with the will but not the body to perform fantastic sexual acts could with our harnessing system - make that happen.
I can get the caskets made in China for only $180 > $350 depending on the cushioning and the pearl lustre metallic paint.
The funeral parlours sell them around the $8,000 mark...but I never charge 1c for my inventions... I am totally not for profit.
I remember back in 1983 when Bar Code technology was still crude, I put in place a system for car number plates recognition ( stolen cars etc ) and camera measured point to point speeding camouflaged in the reflective cat's eyes in the white road lines. The government adopted it but I never charged 1c.
I am not motivated by money at all. Recently I invented a slide for catching cockroaches , they come in from a narrow aperture and once inside they slide down and a curvature at the bottom of the slide makes them flip on their backs. Once flipped they are stuck and easily caught ( without being killed, which I hate killing of any creatures ) because they are paralysed and cannot flip back to run away.