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German Carpenter's Testicluar Valve Could Mean An On/Off Switch For Sperm
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01-08-2016, 12:14 AM #1
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A German carpenter has invented a valve which he claims will revolutionize contraception, by allowing a man to turn the flow of sperm from his testicles on and off at the flick of a switch. It (the switch, of course) is nearly an inch long and weighs less than a tenth of an ounce. It is surgically implanted on the vas deferens, the tube that carries sperm from the testicles, in a half-hour operation, and controlled by a switch beneath the skin of the scrotum.

More: http://news.nationalpost.com/health/germ...ntent=link

I wouldn't trust this from a Jewish Carpenter.
01-08-2016, 12:19 AM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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lol.gif @ Vas deferens


So where does the sperm go? 13.gif
01-08-2016, 12:20 AM #3
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(01-08-2016, 12:19 AM)Octo Wrote:  lol.gif @ Vas deferens


So where does the sperm go? 13.gif

İmage

thats a good question!

Just Plain Nuts.
01-08-2016, 12:21 AM #4
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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How about an Android app that could post the status of your switch to your facebook page.

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01-08-2016, 12:22 AM #5
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(01-08-2016, 12:21 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  How about an Android app that could post the status of your switch to your facebook page.

İmage

Just Plain Nuts.
01-08-2016, 12:24 AM #6
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(01-08-2016, 12:20 AM)Coolchick Wrote:  
(01-08-2016, 12:19 AM)Octo Wrote:  lol.gif @ Vas deferens


So where does the sperm go? 13.gif

İmage

thats a good question!

orgazmo3.gif they probably shït it out in the shitter.. Burp..
01-08-2016, 12:25 AM #7
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(01-08-2016, 12:22 AM)Coolchick Wrote:  
(01-08-2016, 12:21 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  How about an Android app that could post the status of your switch to your facebook page.

İmage


lmao.gif Great interface.

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01-08-2016, 12:25 AM #8
White Ribbon call me
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Why would anyone have it installed, it is such a crap idea, not to mention would be painful and invasive.. Geez.. Just wear a condom..
01-08-2016, 12:27 AM #9
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(01-08-2016, 12:25 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(01-08-2016, 12:22 AM)Coolchick Wrote:  
(01-08-2016, 12:21 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  How about an Android app that could post the status of your switch to your facebook page.

İmage


lmao.gif Great interface.

İmage

Just Plain Nuts.
01-08-2016, 12:28 AM #10
Octo Mother Superior
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So when you flip the switch, would you be turning your man on or off? 13.gif
01-08-2016, 12:29 AM #11
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(01-08-2016, 12:28 AM)Octo Wrote:  So when you flip the switch, would you be turning your man on or off? 13.gif

hey ..
that might work...

then what, just put him away, right..?

hmmm..

Just Plain Nuts.
01-08-2016, 12:31 AM #12
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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This wasn't very well thought out...

Quote:It usually takes several months after a vasectomy for all remaining sperm to be ejaculated or reabsorbed.
- http://www.webmd.com/sex/birth-control/vasectomy-14387

So it's not like you can turn it off and shoot blanks.

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01-08-2016, 12:50 AM #13
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well..
i dont trust it.
or sperm.

13.gif

Just Plain Nuts.
01-08-2016, 12:57 AM #14
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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chuckle.gif Me neither really.

wonder.gif
01-08-2016, 12:58 AM #15
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(01-08-2016, 12:57 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  chuckle.gif Me neither really.

right..?

yup.gif

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