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German Carpenter's Testicluar Valve Could Mean An On/Off Switch For Sperm
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01-08-2016, 12:14 AM #1
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A German carpenter has invented a valve which he claims will revolutionize contraception, by allowing a man to turn the flow of sperm from his testicles on and off at the flick of a switch. It (the switch, of course) is nearly an inch long and weighs less than a tenth of an ounce. It is surgically implanted on the vas deferens, the tube that carries sperm from the testicles, in a half-hour operation, and controlled by a switch beneath the skin of the scrotum.

More: http://news.nationalpost.com/health/germ...ntent=link

I wouldn't trust this from a Jewish Carpenter.
01-08-2016, 12:19 AM #2
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lol.gif @ Vas deferens


So where does the sperm go? 13.gif
01-08-2016, 12:20 AM #3
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(01-08-2016, 12:19 AM)Octo Wrote:  lol.gif @ Vas deferens


So where does the sperm go? 13.gif

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thats a good question!

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01-08-2016, 12:21 AM #4
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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How about an Android app that could post the status of your switch to your facebook page.

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01-08-2016, 12:22 AM #5
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(01-08-2016, 12:21 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  How about an Android app that could post the status of your switch to your facebook page.

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01-08-2016, 12:25 AM #6
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(01-08-2016, 12:22 AM)Coolchick Wrote:  
(01-08-2016, 12:21 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  How about an Android app that could post the status of your switch to your facebook page.

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lmao.gif Great interface.

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01-08-2016, 12:27 AM #7
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(01-08-2016, 12:25 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(01-08-2016, 12:22 AM)Coolchick Wrote:  
(01-08-2016, 12:21 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  How about an Android app that could post the status of your switch to your facebook page.

[Image: thin-0482_gauge_dashboard_empty-512.png]


lmao.gif Great interface.

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Just Plain Nuts.
01-08-2016, 12:28 AM #8
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So when you flip the switch, would you be turning your man on or off? 13.gif
01-08-2016, 12:29 AM #9
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(01-08-2016, 12:28 AM)Octo Wrote:  So when you flip the switch, would you be turning your man on or off? 13.gif

hey ..
that might work...

then what, just put him away, right..?

hmmm..

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01-08-2016, 12:31 AM #10
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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This wasn't very well thought out...

Quote:It usually takes several months after a vasectomy for all remaining sperm to be ejaculated or reabsorbed.
- http://www.webmd.com/sex/birth-control/vasectomy-14387

So it's not like you can turn it off and shoot blanks.

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01-08-2016, 12:50 AM #11
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well..
i dont trust it.
or sperm.

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01-08-2016, 12:57 AM #12
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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chuckle.gif Me neither really.

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01-08-2016, 12:58 AM #13
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(01-08-2016, 12:57 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  chuckle.gif Me neither really.

right..?

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01-08-2016, 12:58 AM #14
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Oh you protein haters!

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01-08-2016, 01:08 AM #15
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set the wards.

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