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Get Him Some Coffee: Memphis FedEx Employee Nods off and Wakes up in Texas
04-19-2016, 12:10 AM #1
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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FedEx employee falls asleep, is shipped with packages to Texas
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For one sleepy FedEx employee, a seemingly harmless nap landed him in a bit of a bind when he woke up several states over.

An unidentified ground crew member was loading shipments on to an aircraft in Memphis on Friday when he somehow nodded off around 4 a.m., FOX 34 reported.
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Read more: fox4kc.com


As if that's not bad enough, just to add insult to injury; the local police, TSA and FBI just happened to take interest in this, and apparently detained him for for some time for questioning.

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04-19-2016, 01:04 AM #2
Kreeper Griobhtha
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I was leaving an amusement park with some friends one time and fell asleep. I drove about 100 miles and woke up circling a park.

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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
04-19-2016, 01:17 AM #3
DaJavoo If looks could kilt
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DAmn, bet had had more than 'splainin' to do. damned.gif
04-19-2016, 07:01 AM #4
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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yup.gif I'm sure that took a few hours at least.

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04-19-2016, 11:20 AM #5
Octo Mother Superior
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(04-19-2016, 01:04 AM)Kreeper Wrote:  I was leaving an amusement park with some friends one time and fell asleep. I drove about 100 miles and woke up circling a park.

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You were driving 100 miles while sleeping? damned.gif
04-19-2016, 02:42 PM #6
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(04-19-2016, 11:20 AM)Octo Wrote:  
(04-19-2016, 01:04 AM)Kreeper Wrote:  I was leaving an amusement park with some friends one time and fell asleep. I drove about 100 miles and woke up circling a park.

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You were driving 100 miles while sleeping? damned.gif

Yes. Most of it, I assume, was down an interstate and then into a city I was unfamiliar with. When I woke up I was "lost" and driving around a small park. One of the other passengers woke up and asked where the hell we were and that woke me up. I honestly answered, "I have no ğkking idea." We had to ride around town to figure out where we were and then had to follow signs back to the interstate.

It was an interesting, and frightening, night.

Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
04-19-2016, 02:57 PM #7
White Ribbon call me
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Sounds like an alien abduction.. No one can drive that far while asleep.. E.T. Phone home..

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04-19-2016, 03:00 PM #8
White Ribbon call me
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(04-19-2016, 11:20 AM)Octo Wrote:  
(04-19-2016, 01:04 AM)Kreeper Wrote:  I was leaving an amusement park with some friends one time and fell asleep. I drove about 100 miles and woke up circling a park.

damned.gif

You were driving 100 miles while sleeping? damned.gif

orgazmo3.gif The dude was abducted by a mother fvcking alien, yo. Was probably sodomised by the aliens.. blink.gif
04-19-2016, 03:46 PM #9
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(04-19-2016, 03:00 PM)the white ribbon Wrote:  
(04-19-2016, 11:20 AM)Octo Wrote:  
(04-19-2016, 01:04 AM)Kreeper Wrote:  I was leaving an amusement park with some friends one time and fell asleep. I drove about 100 miles and woke up circling a park.

damned.gif

You were driving 100 miles while sleeping? damned.gif

orgazmo3.gif The dude was abducted by a mother fvcking alien, yo. Was probably sodomised by the aliens.. blink.gif

If I was the other five were also. I wasn't the one that was probed. My turd cutter is still exit only.

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We weren't driving down a desolate road. We were on an interstate highway with quite a few other vehicles. I'm pretty sure someone would have reported a car full of teenagers being beamed up.

But that would explain a few things... hmm.gif

Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor



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