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06-04-2011, 01:16 AM #16
Strigoi Member
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06-04-2011, 01:35 AM #17
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crikey Scrappy , are you still crook?, must be hard yacker on hubby bein at yer beck 'n' call all day

hug.gif get well soon
06-04-2011, 04:04 AM #18
yankees skier
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(06-04-2011, 01:00 AM)Octo Wrote:  more beer never killed anyone to my knowledge beercheer.gif

Words of wisdom.

Biere.
06-04-2011, 04:08 AM #19
yankees skier
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Be jealous. I went here for dinner ce soir. Check out the biere menu.
Biere & BBQ

Biere.
06-04-2011, 07:10 AM #20
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how's scrappy doing? did she fall on the coffee table which knocked over the tv then made the dog pittle on the rug as she stooped to clean upn the mess her pants ripped exposing her tush to the lit candle on the end table causing her to rush forward , falling head firs on the couch hurting her back causing her to call the paramedics telling them her owie is now on her tushiechuckle.gif13.gif



just asking13.gif13.gifimagining this playing in the back groundchuckle.gif





06-04-2011, 10:16 AM #21
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(06-03-2011, 05:23 PM)Funkey Walker Wrote:  Mr. Marx looks like he's having a damn good time at that communist party beercheer.gif drinks are on me! beercheer.gif

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Yup.
Old Moses Mordecai Levy loved to party.
That kind of was his Problem.
Luckily, there was money to be made as a 2nd rate text editor.

But, of course, he drank it all away sad2.gif

06-04-2011, 10:18 AM #22
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Oh, I forgot to party while on this thread:
İmage
What?
No smoking?



Sorry.

06-04-2011, 02:25 PM #23
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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(06-04-2011, 01:14 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(06-04-2011, 01:12 AM)Funkey Walker Wrote:  Nice UK toilet princess on your head bud. beercheer.gif just sayiin'





know what I mean?

rofl.gif ugh maybe drinking.gif37.gif

Would look just as good on Funkey Walker chuckle.gif
06-06-2011, 01:23 AM #24
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(06-04-2011, 07:10 AM)GhostHunter Wrote:  wave.gifwave.gif

how's scrappy doing? did she fall on the coffee table which knocked over the tv then made the dog pittle on the rug as she stooped to clean upn the mess her pants ripped exposing her tush to the lit candle on the end table causing her to rush forward , falling head firs on the couch hurting her back causing her to call the paramedics telling them her owie is now on her tushiechuckle.gif13.gif

Ummm... Close, but not quite.

The incident began with a paintball birthday party to celebrate the birthdays of our twin 11 yo boys. At one point during the celebrations, she shot her eldest son in the head with her last paintball. She then started walking to get more ammo with a diabolical plan to shoot him in the back of the head when she got back. While walking up the wet, grassy hill to the ammo, she stepped on a nail. Following typical human response when a nail is suddenly thrust through your foot, she jerked her foot up into the air and made a backwards kicking motion much like a three legged mule would make. However, as she has two legs and not three like the fore mentioned mule, her second foot slipped on the also fore mentioned wet grass of the also fore mentioned hill and she went down like George Bush's popularity rating. When she landed, as if "landed" could every realistically be used to describe the way she hit the ground... No, landed will not do unless it is used in terms similar to an engine-less airbus at the end of a steep nosedive. At any rate, her collision with the ground was highlighted by some as of yet unidentified sharp object. Said sharp object opened up a 3.5"x1"x3" deep wound on her shin.

After much mistreatment by an inept medical team at the local Emergency Room, the wound proceeded to become quite infected and required no less than two surgeries and a week long vacation in a private room at said hospital to be followed up by 6 weeks of daily doctors visits and pestering her loving husband while she is on sick leave.

Clear it up for ya?

chuckle.gif


I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
06-06-2011, 07:26 AM #25
scrapperscrub Member
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[pestering her loving husband while she is on sick leave.

Clear it up for ya?

chuckle.gif


[/quote]

I am NOT pestering you HONEY..................I am spending good quality time with you.
NOW GET YOU ASS UP AND GET ME A COKE SO I CAN TAKE ANOTHER PERCOCET TO BE ABLE TO STAND SPENDING ALL THIS QUALITY TIME WITH YOU.
DAMMIT..
OH yeah..........
ummmmmmmmmmmmm
I am hungry.. make me a sandwhich, I mean since you will already be IN the kitchen anyways....
thank you HONEY BUNNY HEAD.... I LOVE YOU.chuckle.gif
06-06-2011, 07:43 AM #26
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(06-06-2011, 01:23 AM)Kreeper Wrote:  
(06-04-2011, 07:10 AM)GhostHunter Wrote:  wave.gifwave.gif

how's scrappy doing? did she fall on the coffee table which knocked over the tv then made the dog pittle on the rug as she stooped to clean upn the mess her pants ripped exposing her tush to the lit candle on the end table causing her to rush forward , falling head firs on the couch hurting her back causing her to call the paramedics telling them her owie is now on her tushiechuckle.gif13.gif

Ummm... Close, but not quite.

The incident began with a paintball birthday party to celebrate the birthdays of our twin 11 yo boys. At one point during the celebrations, she shot her eldest son in the head with her last paintball. She then started walking to get more ammo with a diabolical plan to shoot him in the back of the head when she got back. While walking up the wet, grassy hill to the ammo, she stepped on a nail. Following typical human response when a nail is suddenly thrust through your foot, she jerked her foot up into the air and made a backwards kicking motion much like a three legged mule would make. However, as she has two legs and not three like the fore mentioned mule, her second foot slipped on the also fore mentioned wet grass of the also fore mentioned hill and she went down like George Bush's popularity rating. When she landed, as if "landed" could every realistically be used to describe the way she hit the ground... No, landed will not do unless it is used in terms similar to an engine-less airbus at the end of a steep nosedive. At any rate, her collision with the ground was highlighted by some as of yet unidentified sharp object. Said sharp object opened up a 3.5"x1"x3" deep wound on her shin.

After much mistreatment by an inept medical team at the local Emergency Room, the wound proceeded to become quite infected and required no less than two surgeries and a week long vacation in a private room at said hospital to be followed up by 6 weeks of daily doctors visits and pestering her loving husband while she is on sick leave.

Clear it up for ya?

chuckle.gif
holy shït talk about having a blonde moment chuckle.gif get well soon scrapper and get plenty of restcheers.gif

06-06-2011, 02:28 PM #27
Octo Mother Superior
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(06-06-2011, 07:43 AM)GhostHunter Wrote:  holy shït talk about having a blonde moment chuckle.gif

I noticed rofl.gifrofl.gif
06-06-2011, 02:32 PM #28
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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06-07-2011, 12:22 AM #29
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,591 Threads:633 Joined:Feb 2011
(06-06-2011, 07:26 AM)scrapperscrub Wrote:  [pestering her loving husband while she is on sick leave.

Clear it up for ya?

chuckle.gif

I am NOT pestering you HONEY..................I am spending good quality time with you.
NOW GET YOU ASS UP AND GET ME A COKE SO I CAN TAKE ANOTHER PERCOCET TO BE ABLE TO STAND SPENDING ALL THIS QUALITY TIME WITH YOU.
DAMMIT..
OH yeah..........
ummmmmmmmmmmmm
I am hungry.. make me a sandwhich, I mean since you will already be IN the kitchen anyways....
thank you HONEY BUNNY HEAD.... I LOVE YOU.chuckle.gif
[/quote]

Still waiting for that coke and sandwich?

bleh.gif

I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
06-07-2011, 05:20 AM #30
scrapperscrub Member
Posts:190 Threads:11 Joined:Feb 2011
(06-06-2011, 07:43 AM)GhostHunter Wrote:  
(06-06-2011, 01:23 AM)Kreeper Wrote:  
(06-04-2011, 07:10 AM)GhostHunter Wrote:  wave.gifwave.gif

how's scrappy doing? did she fall on the coffee table which knocked over the tv then made the dog pittle on the rug as she stooped to clean upn the mess her pants ripped exposing her tush to the lit candle on the end table causing her to rush forward , falling head firs on the couch hurting her back causing her to call the paramedics telling them her owie is now on her tushiechuckle.gif13.gif

Ummm... Close, but not quite.

The incident began with a paintball birthday party to celebrate the birthdays of our twin 11 yo boys. At one point during the celebrations, she shot her eldest son in the head with her last paintball. She then started walking to get more ammo with a diabolical plan to shoot him in the back of the head when she got back. While walking up the wet, grassy hill to the ammo, she stepped on a nail. Following typical human response when a nail is suddenly thrust through your foot, she jerked her foot up into the air and made a backwards kicking motion much like a three legged mule would make. However, as she has two legs and not three like the fore mentioned mule, her second foot slipped on the also fore mentioned wet grass of the also fore mentioned hill and she went down like George Bush's popularity rating. When she landed, as if "landed" could every realistically be used to describe the way she hit the ground... No, landed will not do unless it is used in terms similar to an engine-less airbus at the end of a steep nosedive. At any rate, her collision with the ground was highlighted by some as of yet unidentified sharp object. Said sharp object opened up a 3.5"x1"x3" deep wound on her shin.

After much mistreatment by an inept medical team at the local Emergency Room, the wound proceeded to become quite infected and required no less than two surgeries and a week long vacation in a private room at said hospital to be followed up by 6 weeks of daily doctors visits and pestering her loving husband while she is on sick leave.

Clear it up for ya?

chuckle.gif
holy shït talk about having a blonde moment chuckle.gif get well soon scrapper and get plenty of restcheers.gif

THE SAD THING IS ,,,,,, I am not even blonde!!gaah.gif



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