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Girl Bitten By Octopus While Snorkeling Hospitalized After Tongue Grows Suckers
12-02-2015, 02:50 PM #1
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SAN DIEGO, California – A young girl who was snorkeling off the coast of California last week says she was bitten by an octopus, and since then has grown tiny octopus suckers all over her tongue and other soft tissue.

“It actually started on my vagina, I noticed I was getting little octopus suckers,” said Jessica Smith, 20. “I could live with it, to be honest, but I went to the hospital the second they started growing on my tongue. It was keeping me from being able to speak properly.”

Doctors say that it was the first case of an octopus attack of any nature leading to the attackee actually turning into an octopus themselves.

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“Ms. Smith is very lucky she came in when she did,” said Dr. Martin Groves. ” I am not 100% sure how long this would go on for, as it was a very serious infection that seemed to effect all the soft tissue in her body. Her vagina, tongue, throat, and even parts of her anus were growing octopus suckers. It is the first time I’ve ever seen anything like it, thank God.”

Doctors were able to treat the infection, but removal of the suckers that had already grown had to be done with laser surgery.


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12-02-2015, 03:09 PM #2
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12-02-2015, 03:15 PM #3
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lmao2.gif Photoshop fail in addition to dubious satire.

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12-02-2015, 03:23 PM #4
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I wonder if theres anywhere else, like inside her body, thats also covered with octopusian suckers?! (*=*)

What a walking talking deep sea french tickler, who could probably suck a golf ball thru a garden hose (*==*)

Wow damn what the f##k, like friggin wow, i mean like just imagine, never having to ever leave the house (*===*)
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12-02-2015, 03:24 PM #5
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Did I ever tell you about the time I french kissed a girl named Calamari?
12-02-2015, 03:34 PM #6
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(12-02-2015, 03:24 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  Did I ever tell you about the time I french kissed a girl named Calamari?

chuckle.gif That's a beautiful name. Was she frightened of breading and oil?

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12-02-2015, 03:59 PM #7
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(12-02-2015, 03:24 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  Did I ever tell you about the time I french kissed a girl named Calamari?
Calamari lotion?...And its pink!...Ha haa haaa (*=*)

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