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Go ahead bro, ask me a question about "aliens"
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08-18-2013, 02:03 PM #1
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True story. Go ahead ask me a question about das aliens-ki. If I can answer it you'll get the answer. Limited time offer bros, does not extend to military intelligence. (I'm pretty drunk bros and this is a one time offer)
08-18-2013, 02:05 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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Ok, what's their favorite food?
08-18-2013, 02:10 PM #3
White Ribbon call me
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a drunk kiwi.. choice bro..

are all aliens bisexual? if so where they born that way? chuckle.gif
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08-18-2013, 02:44 PM #4
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(08-18-2013, 02:05 PM)Octo Wrote:  Ok, what's their favorite food?


Beer.
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08-18-2013, 02:46 PM #5
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(08-18-2013, 02:10 PM)the white ribbon Wrote:  a drunk kiwi.. choice bro..

are all aliens bisexual? if so where they born that way? chuckle.gif


I doubt it. They've got insect in them.

Laugh all you want, they'll still eat you.
08-18-2013, 03:18 PM #6
Octo Mother Superior
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(08-18-2013, 02:44 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(08-18-2013, 02:05 PM)Octo Wrote:  Ok, what's their favorite food?


Beer.


Oh hells yes. I like them already.

Next question: Do aliens have genitals?
08-18-2013, 03:23 PM #7
White Ribbon call me
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(08-18-2013, 02:46 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(08-18-2013, 02:10 PM)the white ribbon Wrote:  a drunk kiwi.. choice bro..

are all aliens bisexual? if so where they born that way? chuckle.gif


I doubt it. They've got insect in them.

Laugh all you want, they'll still eat you.


im not laughing, i see aliens.... i just dont hang round long enough to ask questions..
08-18-2013, 03:33 PM #8
Octo Mother Superior
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I guess OP passed out or got abducted.


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08-18-2013, 04:06 PM #9
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(08-18-2013, 03:33 PM)Octo Wrote:  I guess OP passed out or got abducted.


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Nah nah, I'm less drunk and they don't "abduct' people (at least these ones), bro. I'm totally gonna answer your jimjams right now after I watch mace windu get his hand-o get chumped off by moody wannabe darth vader.

Oh shït...lightning hands!

Question 1: do aliens have genitalia?

They've got suits so I wouldn't know about their wang dang doodles. Since they're got bug in them I'd guess yes.

Question/situation 2: "I see aliens...yadda yadda hey look at me!"

I doubt it. Not just the "sticking around" part but the "seeing" part. Even the military intelligence pedophiles know that out of their craft they ain't visible 99.9% of the time. If they ever presented themselves to you in a situation where you live to tell the tale, they're basically your friends. No one that has ever encountered them and can remember it would ever make such a statement. Why would one ever make such a statement about friendly majestic beings of extraordinary intelligence, skill, and aptitude that rescue children and help those in need without recognition or reward? You'd have to be a super douche to be afraid of such a being.

08-18-2013, 04:19 PM #10
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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What parts of the planet do they like best? Cities, Asians, mountains... ?
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08-18-2013, 04:32 PM #11
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(08-18-2013, 04:19 PM)Shadow Wrote:  What parts of the planet do they like best? Cities, Asians, mountains... ?


Depends on the species yo.

The "good" ones prefer the deserts and jungle for habitation (near the equator but includes south america and africa).

The "bad" ones go wherever the good ones are not which usually means mountains and midwest (type) areas but in the u.s. this includes some more humid regions like the southeast.

Habitation doesn't mean "they're only there" though. Some of them enjoy a good human burger, I don't blame them.
08-18-2013, 04:49 PM #12
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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Aliens kinda mind me of wasps. If you don't let your fear get the best of you, you'll be fine, but if you swat at them in panic you get stung.
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08-18-2013, 04:59 PM #13
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(08-18-2013, 04:49 PM)Shadow Wrote:  Aliens kinda mind me of wasps. If you don't let your fear get the best of you, you'll be fine, but if you swat at them in panic you get stung.


Greys can actually read your mind at long distances and influence it at even longer distances (not to mention the assorted other things they can do which make them superior to humanity). So...yeah...nowhere you can hide. Whoever's listening and thinks they're tough or hot shït: "THERE IS NOWHERE YOU CAN HIDE".

The only thing people have to fear is their own weakness, futility, fear, and defect. Don't matter if you got ketchup in the kitchen they still like the taste of human.

(even less drunk now)
08-18-2013, 05:03 PM #14
Octo Mother Superior
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(08-18-2013, 04:59 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  Don't matter if you got ketchup in the kitchen they still like the taste of human.


So are you saying they want to eat humans? If so, do you mean literally or... ahem, in the biblical sense...

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08-18-2013, 05:11 PM #15
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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(08-18-2013, 04:59 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  The only thing people have to fear is their own weakness, futility, fear, and defect.


Yeah, kinda what I meant with the wasp analogy. You only make it worse by being afraid.



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