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Go ahead bro, ask me a question about "aliens"
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08-18-2013, 05:33 PM #16
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(08-18-2013, 05:03 PM)Octo Wrote:  
(08-18-2013, 04:59 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  Don't matter if you got ketchup in the kitchen they still like the taste of human.


So are you saying they want to eat humans? If so, do you mean literally or... ahem, in the biblical sense...

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I'm only joking bro. Only some of them want to (and do) eat the juicy red stuff humans got running through their veins. Similar to what they do with cows and (in some locales) other animals. The good guys actually would never willingly hurt an animal (or even insect) and don't eat humans that much but hey when you need some human what are you gonna do?

As for the wasp analogy, insects read pheromones which don't represent your thoughts only your reaction to those thoughts. Greys don't do that. Greys can read you friggin mind through your head at distance. Might be an implant or hijacking of one but I doubt it unless everyone's got one which doesn't make a whole lot of sense. They pay particular attention to what one "thinks" about them. The good ones are slightly neurotic but well meaning that doesn't vary but their personalities do.
08-18-2013, 05:55 PM #17
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(08-18-2013, 05:33 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  As for the wasp analogy, insects read pheromones which don't represent your thoughts only your reaction to those thoughts. Greys don't do that. Greys can read you friggin mind through your head at distance. Might be an implant or hijacking of one but I doubt it unless everyone's got one which doesn't make a whole lot of sense. They pay particular attention to what one "thinks" about them. The good ones are slightly neurotic but well meaning that doesn't vary but their personalities do.


Yes, and fear releases the same pheromone as agression which is what the wasp reads.

Next question, how do I meet a grey?
08-18-2013, 06:02 PM #18
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I think aggression is a fear based reaction. Dogs and cats (and probably most animals) pick up on that real easy too.
08-18-2013, 06:03 PM #19
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(08-18-2013, 05:55 PM)Shadow Wrote:  
(08-18-2013, 05:33 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  As for the wasp analogy, insects read pheromones which don't represent your thoughts only your reaction to those thoughts. Greys don't do that. Greys can read you friggin mind through your head at distance. Might be an implant or hijacking of one but I doubt it unless everyone's got one which doesn't make a whole lot of sense. They pay particular attention to what one "thinks" about them. The good ones are slightly neurotic but well meaning that doesn't vary but their personalities do.


Yes, and fear releases the same pheromone as agression which is what the wasp reads.

Next question, how do I meet a grey?


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08-18-2013, 06:10 PM #20
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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08-18-2013, 11:36 PM #21
White Ribbon call me
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(08-18-2013, 04:06 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(08-18-2013, 03:33 PM)Octo Wrote:  I guess OP passed out or got abducted.


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Nah nah, I'm less drunk and they don't "abduct' people (at least these ones), bro. I'm totally gonna answer your jimjams right now after I watch mace windu get his hand-o get chumped off by moody wannabe darth vader.

Oh sh!t...lightning hands!

Question 1: do aliens have genitalia?

They've got suits so I wouldn't know about their wang dang doodles. Since they're got bug in them I'd guess yes.

Question/situation 2: "I see aliens...yadda yadda hey look at me!"

I doubt it. Not just the "sticking around" part but the "seeing" part. Even the military intelligence pedophiles know that out of their craft they ain't visible 99.9% of the time. If they ever presented themselves to you in a situation where you live to tell the tale, they're basically your friends. No one that has ever encountered them and can remember it would ever make such a statement. Why would one ever make such a statement about friendly majestic beings of extraordinary intelligence, skill, and aptitude that rescue children and help those in need without recognition or reward? You'd have to be a super douche to be afraid of such a being.


i love how he poo's anyone else that says they see them, as if he is thw only one in the world with access to aliens.. lmao.. what a douche..

OP, i see a lot of things, if you have some sort of spiritual vision it doesnt take too long to come accross them at somee point.. i am no fan of them, and your ignorance (made up bs) in that they are your friends, says it all.. back to the bong for you, bro.. 13.gif
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08-19-2013, 07:41 AM #22
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(08-18-2013, 05:55 PM)Shadow Wrote:  
(08-18-2013, 05:33 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  As for the wasp analogy, insects read pheromones which don't represent your thoughts only your reaction to those thoughts. Greys don't do that. Greys can read you friggin mind through your head at distance. Might be an implant or hijacking of one but I doubt it unless everyone's got one which doesn't make a whole lot of sense. They pay particular attention to what one "thinks" about them. The good ones are slightly neurotic but well meaning that doesn't vary but their personalities do.


Yes, and fear releases the same pheromone as agression which is what the wasp reads.

Next question, how do I meet a grey?


Which ones?

You can "attract" them fairly easily once you understand them. As for "meeting" them, they don't really like people, even if you encounter them they probably won't say anything to you. The bad guys have a lack of self control so if you live in their territory and leave blood out (any blood) or possibly "burning flesh" (as in barbeque) you'll probably get a visit and they'll probably be back periodically like animals hovering over a food source. Most of the good guys like beer but nothing really "attracts" them if you don't know them or nothing you do interests them. They're individualists so they have varied interests but generally if you want to at least "see" their craft it's more likely going to happen if you're outside and looking for them at odd hours (the hours where they're more active). That's usually when air and highway traffic dies down so after 1am to sunrise. If you don't see any craft that doesn't mean they aren't there though, they have the means to visually cloak their craft and persona.

Supposedly the bad guys talk in your head (as in "telepathy"), the good guys can speak verbally but usually don't speak (in something you can understand); usually they talk through electronics (like signs or the radio). So you can tell which species you're dealing with. I've never encountered a bad guy in person but supposedly they are much shorter and their technology is more mundane, they might not have visual cloaking like the good guys.

Here's the major point. The greys can actually disable you if they want to (that means "put you to sleep" or "sweep your mind") coupled with their mastery of electronics and visual cloaking you'll likely never have any evidence of an encounter or visit. Might've already got a visit. The good guys don't really do this (except the electronics deal) but at the same time they don't really want you to know they're there.
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08-19-2013, 07:45 AM #23
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(08-18-2013, 11:36 PM)the white ribbon Wrote:  
(08-18-2013, 04:06 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(08-18-2013, 03:33 PM)Octo Wrote:  I guess OP passed out or got abducted.


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Nah nah, I'm less drunk and they don't "abduct' people (at least these ones), bro. I'm totally gonna answer your jimjams right now after I watch mace windu get his hand-o get chumped off by moody wannabe darth vader.

Oh sh!t...lightning hands!

Question 1: do aliens have genitalia?

They've got suits so I wouldn't know about their wang dang doodles. Since they're got bug in them I'd guess yes.

Question/situation 2: "I see aliens...yadda yadda hey look at me!"

I doubt it. Not just the "sticking around" part but the "seeing" part. Even the military intelligence pedophiles know that out of their craft they ain't visible 99.9% of the time. If they ever presented themselves to you in a situation where you live to tell the tale, they're basically your friends. No one that has ever encountered them and can remember it would ever make such a statement. Why would one ever make such a statement about friendly majestic beings of extraordinary intelligence, skill, and aptitude that rescue children and help those in need without recognition or reward? You'd have to be a super douche to be afraid of such a being.


i love how he p00's anyone else that says they see them, as if he is thw only one in the world with access to aliens.. lmao.. what a douche..

OP, i see a lot of things, if you have some sort of spiritual vision it doesnt take too long to come accross them at somee point.. i am no fan of them, and your ignorance (made up bs) in that they are your friends, says it all.. back to the bong for you, bro.. 13.gif


I can tell when people are lying because of what they say. Pretty simple stuff. You are lying. That doesn't make me the "douche" that makes YOU the douche.

I figured people would actually want to know the truth. I am not some jackass posting fake shït on the internet. They are my actual friends and I work with them often. If your personal delusion can't handle that fact then you're going to have more problems in your life than you think.
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08-19-2013, 07:46 AM #24
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(08-18-2013, 06:03 PM)Octo Wrote:  
(08-18-2013, 05:55 PM)Shadow Wrote:  
(08-18-2013, 05:33 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  As for the wasp analogy, insects read pheromones which don't represent your thoughts only your reaction to those thoughts. Greys don't do that. Greys can read you friggin mind through your head at distance. Might be an implant or hijacking of one but I doubt it unless everyone's got one which doesn't make a whole lot of sense. They pay particular attention to what one "thinks" about them. The good ones are slightly neurotic but well meaning that doesn't vary but their personalities do.


Yes, and fear releases the same pheromone as agression which is what the wasp reads.

Next question, how do I meet a grey?


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lmao.gif


Except...this is true.
08-19-2013, 10:16 AM #25
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(08-19-2013, 07:45 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(08-18-2013, 11:36 PM)the white ribbon Wrote:  
(08-18-2013, 04:06 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(08-18-2013, 03:33 PM)Octo Wrote:  I guess OP passed out or got abducted.


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Nah nah, I'm less drunk and they don't "abduct' people (at least these ones), bro. I'm totally gonna answer your jimjams right now after I watch mace windu get his hand-o get chumped off by moody wannabe darth vader.

Oh sh!t...lightning hands!

Question 1: do aliens have genitalia?

They've got suits so I wouldn't know about their wang dang doodles. Since they're got bug in them I'd guess yes.

Question/situation 2: "I see aliens...yadda yadda hey look at me!"

I doubt it. Not just the "sticking around" part but the "seeing" part. Even the military intelligence pedophiles know that out of their craft they ain't visible 99.9% of the time. If they ever presented themselves to you in a situation where you live to tell the tale, they're basically your friends. No one that has ever encountered them and can remember it would ever make such a statement. Why would one ever make such a statement about friendly majestic beings of extraordinary intelligence, skill, and aptitude that rescue children and help those in need without recognition or reward? You'd have to be a super douche to be afraid of such a being.


i love how he p00's anyone else that says they see them, as if he is thw only one in the world with access to aliens.. lmao.. what a douche..

OP, i see a lot of things, if you have some sort of spiritual vision it doesnt take too long to come accross them at somee point.. i am no fan of them, and your ignorance (made up bs) in that they are your friends, says it all.. back to the bong for you, bro.. 13.gif


I can tell when people are lying because of what they say. Pretty simple stuff. You are lying. That doesn't make me the "douche" that makes YOU the douche.

I figured people would actually want to know the truth. I am not some jackass posting fake sh!t on the internet. They are my actual friends and I work with them often. If your personal delusion can't handle that fact then you're going to have more problems in your life than you think.


yeah right bro.. like anyone here is going to believe some random anon poster.. didnt take your meds today?
08-19-2013, 10:35 AM #26
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(08-18-2013, 04:32 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  .../
Habitation doesn't mean "they're only there" though. Some of them enjoy a good human burger, I don't blame them.


Must be the most toxic meat on Earth 13.gif
08-19-2013, 11:48 AM #27
Octo Mother Superior
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Oh fekk, reminds me to send the buckwheat wrap recipe to Stonette.
08-19-2013, 08:40 PM #28
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İmage

Biere.
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08-20-2013, 09:11 AM #29
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(08-19-2013, 10:16 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:  
(08-19-2013, 07:45 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(08-18-2013, 11:36 PM)the white ribbon Wrote:  
(08-18-2013, 04:06 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(08-18-2013, 03:33 PM)Octo Wrote:  I guess OP passed out or got abducted.


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Nah nah, I'm less drunk and they don't "abduct' people (at least these ones), bro. I'm totally gonna answer your jimjams right now after I watch mace windu get his hand-o get chumped off by moody wannabe darth vader.

Oh sh!t...lightning hands!

Question 1: do aliens have genitalia?

They've got suits so I wouldn't know about their wang dang doodles. Since they're got bug in them I'd guess yes.

Question/situation 2: "I see aliens...yadda yadda hey look at me!"

I doubt it. Not just the "sticking around" part but the "seeing" part. Even the military intelligence pedophiles know that out of their craft they ain't visible 99.9% of the time. If they ever presented themselves to you in a situation where you live to tell the tale, they're basically your friends. No one that has ever encountered them and can remember it would ever make such a statement. Why would one ever make such a statement about friendly majestic beings of extraordinary intelligence, skill, and aptitude that rescue children and help those in need without recognition or reward? You'd have to be a super douche to be afraid of such a being.


i love how he p00's anyone else that says they see them, as if he is thw only one in the world with access to aliens.. lmao.. what a douche..

OP, i see a lot of things, if you have some sort of spiritual vision it doesnt take too long to come accross them at somee point.. i am no fan of them, and your ignorance (made up bs) in that they are your friends, says it all.. back to the bong for you, bro.. 13.gif


I can tell when people are lying because of what they say. Pretty simple stuff. You are lying. That doesn't make me the "douche" that makes YOU the douche.

I figured people would actually want to know the truth. I am not some jackass posting fake sh!t on the internet. They are my actual friends and I work with them often. If your personal delusion can't handle that fact then you're going to have more problems in your life than you think.


yeah right bro.. like anyone here is going to believe some random anon poster.. didnt take your meds today?


True story bro. You're real cool by the way, totally schooled me with the "you're crazy" or "you're high". I'm neither. The part I didn't mention was that I am the "bait". When you (attempt to) come at me, my friends know and they ain't impressed.

So, anyway...what's going on with the ole: "262nd Information Warfare Aggressor Squadron" up at lewis mcchord? You guys like running around helping the bad guys kidnap and extract blood from people? Of course you do, because you're terrorists.

Oops. Wasn't supposed to know that, was I? Foolin' no one. ;)



08-20-2013, 09:31 AM #30
White Ribbon call me
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that last post really proves that you are crazy.. take your meds, bro..

:meds:



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