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God will make flames shoot out of gay men’s buttholes
04-15-2016, 08:28 PM #1
Octo Mother Superior
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‘Sodomite slayer’ pastor claims God will make flames shoot out of gay men’s buttholes

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2016/04/15/sod...buttholes/



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04-15-2016, 09:26 PM #2
Kreeper Griobhtha
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I actually made it through 35 seconds of that video.

There was a burning in my ears.

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Why should they go out to fight?
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04-16-2016, 12:37 AM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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I thought it was funny. Teh judgement is so intense

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04-16-2016, 02:09 AM #4
Jim Rat Member
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I think he just likes saying "butthole"
04-16-2016, 04:54 AM #5
Screaming Yellow Zonkers Member
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It would only happen if all gay men everywhere ate nothing but tacobell chili, every day

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04-16-2016, 10:09 AM #6
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(04-16-2016, 02:09 AM)Jim Rat Wrote:  I think he just likes saying "butthole"

yup.gif That's my take too.

(04-16-2016, 04:54 AM)Screaming Yellow Zonkers Wrote:  It would only happen if all gay men everywhere ate nothing but tacobell chili, every day

Three gay men died, and were cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.

The first man said, ''My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane to scatter his ashes in the sky.''

The second man said, ''My Carl was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake.''

The third man said, ''My Jim was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time.''

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04-16-2016, 11:47 AM #7
White Ribbon call me
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There is a flame coming out of my butthole right now. Its hotter than hell, I tell ya..

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04-16-2016, 03:45 PM #8
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(04-16-2016, 10:09 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(04-16-2016, 02:09 AM)Jim Rat Wrote:  I think he just likes saying "butthole"

yup.gif That's my take too.

(04-16-2016, 04:54 AM)Screaming Yellow Zonkers Wrote:  It would only happen if all gay men everywhere ate nothing but tacobell chili, every day

Three gay men died, and were cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.

The first man said, ''My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane to scatter his ashes in the sky.''

The second man said, ''My Carl was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake.''

The third man said, ''My Jim was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time.''

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Wait...

Am I allowed to laugh at that? blink.gif

Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
04-16-2016, 03:46 PM #9
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(04-16-2016, 11:47 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:  There is a flame coming out of my butthole right now. Its hotter than hell, I tell ya..

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Been eating chili?

Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
04-17-2016, 01:39 AM #10
White Ribbon call me
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(04-16-2016, 03:46 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  
(04-16-2016, 11:47 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:  There is a flame coming out of my butthole right now. Its hotter than hell, I tell ya..

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Been eating chili?

No chilli.. Was just thinking about Jesus, is all.. He always makes my bumhole all hot and sweaty..

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04-17-2016, 01:48 AM #11
Octo Mother Superior
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Your butthole may be possessed by a demon. It would explain the hotness and sweatyness. Demons hate the presence of Jesus, makes them hot and sweaty

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04-17-2016, 04:54 AM #12
White Ribbon call me
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Yeah.. Jesus has soothed it with his tongue so everyone can stop panicking now..

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