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Going in for counseling
Winslow22 Show this Post
06-26-2013, 12:22 PM #1
Winslow22 Incognito Anonymous
the other day, I went to Vista Health, here in Fayetteville, Arkansas...

to go in for counseling..

about 1 hour before I went in, I went across the the street to the FAC, thats Fayetteville Athletic Club, to you

and I tested myself and my ability to fight back if necessary.. because this place is an actual mental health clinic, and they deal with the same kinds of people who are in psychiatric lockup..

This is the results of my physical test, before going in, to sign up for outpatient counseling.

I managed to bench 420 lbs on a bench press

1,800 lbs on a leg press (easily, since that was the maximim the machine was designed for)
the trainer said that I could do about 2,200 lbs.

I punched the bag at 1,325 lbs per square inch, about 60 lbs harder than the previous record..

and my grip strength is 250 lbs per square inch, very, very powerful, average is about 80 lbs per square inch.

I jumped at about 10 feet on a single bound, not bad.

I run at an average speed of 13 miles per hour short sprint, fairly good for a human who is not in the olympics.

so that concludes my physical test.


and now Im ready to go get the counseling.
JollyRoger Show this Post
06-26-2013, 12:50 PM #2
JollyRoger Incognito Anonymous
Why aren't you a Lineman for the Pittsburgh Steelers?
Winslow22 Show this Post
06-26-2013, 12:57 PM #3
Winslow22 Incognito Anonymous
(06-26-2013, 12:50 PM)JollyRoger Wrote:  Why aren't you a Lineman for the Pittsburgh Steelers?

lol, I did play highschool football
Winslow22 Show this Post
06-26-2013, 12:59 PM #4
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(06-26-2013, 12:50 PM)JollyRoger Wrote:  Why aren't you a Lineman for the Pittsburgh Steelers?

I play amateur
06-26-2013, 01:00 PM #5
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Wow! You are certainly an overachiever. chuckle.gif If you don't mind me askin' how old are you?


Winslow22 Show this Post
06-26-2013, 01:00 PM #6
Winslow22 Incognito Anonymous
(06-26-2013, 01:00 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  Wow! You are certainly an overachiever. chuckle.gif If you don't mind me askin' how old are you?

im 26
06-26-2013, 01:38 PM #7
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,060 Threads:1,568 Joined:Feb 2011
Well good for you. Always a good idea to be fit for fight... or anything for that matter.
06-26-2013, 11:06 PM #8
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,348 Threads:235 Joined:Feb 2011
here is where you'll have a problem fighting the attendants

they use a narcotic in a spray canister

you get a little huffy

they spray you in the face

one breath of the narcotic

good night sleep tight for you

it looks exactly like a pepper spray canister

takes about three seconds to knock you out

Once out
you are in a deep slumber

they straight jacket you

strap your legs
throw you on a gurney strapped down

wheel you into a cell

hook up an I.V. of " Keep you spinning "

and there you are

a Virtual Doped dead mass of flesh .

the above is exactly how it is done .

you can believe what you will
06-27-2013, 06:52 AM #9
Ruby Wolf Member
Posts:10,078 Threads:719 Joined:Oct 2012
(06-26-2013, 01:00 PM)Winslow22 Wrote:  
(06-26-2013, 01:00 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  Wow! You are certainly an overachiever. chuckle.gif If you don't mind me askin' how old are you?

im 26

Thats a great bench press,depending on how much you weigh? i mean theres a big difference between a person who weighs 175 lbs bench pressing 420 lbs and a person who weighs 300 lbs bench pressing 420 lbs and people with shorter arms have an easier time bench pressing because they dont have to press the heavy weights so far up as a longer armed person has to...

I knew a guy in high school when he was around 17 years old who could jump down and do 25 (real) one armed push ups with ease and he could do as many (real) one armed pull ups as well with ease and he could back flip perfectly anywhere at any time and he could run 5-10 miles non stop 4 or 5 days a week during all seasons and he weighed around 170 lbs and stood about 5 foot 10 inches with a well proportioned body many men would die for (like bruce lee only taller) and I saw him do all that and I also watched him bench press 400 lbs free weights (almost 2 1/2 x his body weight)...

He became a semi pro boxer who won all of his only few fights by knock out within a few seconds or minutes (like mike tyson) but his amazing physical life style was cut tragically short when an old lady ran into him (his body) with her car and almost broke his back in a parking lot when he was around 20 years old and she probably was as blind as a damn bat and most likely she shouldnt have been allowed to be driving,like,wtf!?

If that guy I knew was around like that when mixed martial arts became wildly popular all over the world he would have been a real killer in the octagon...

06-27-2013, 12:16 PM #10
bohica Member
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If you enter a place looking for trouble, you won't be disappointed.

I'm in my seventh decade on Earth. I know things.
06-27-2013, 06:23 PM #11
Ruby Wolf Member
Posts:10,078 Threads:719 Joined:Oct 2012
Op as I alluded to above I think you should consider entering mixed martial arts,theres big money to be made in that worlds fastest growing sport and from what you've mentioned your age and your physical prowess are able to help you to become a champion someday,imo,awesome physical capabilities that so many have to train for years to try and often never acquire you already possess and remember how time waits for no one...

I'm not really sure why my inner voice tells me to post this beautiful song here?

But anyways here it is with profound lyrics we all should listen to and consider never forgetting >



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