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Gone fishing... You caught what?
08-19-2011, 04:47 AM #1
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Angler catches memory of a lifetime


John Goldfinch, 61, was fishing for mackerel on the beach at Budleigh Salterton, Devon, with mates Colin and Alan Ashley when he felt a huge bite.

The thrilled lifelong angler had to fight to reel in the catch as he looked forward to netting a massive fish.

But his excitement turned to shock when his hook surfaced about 15 metres offshore to reveal the hapless frogman.

To add insult to injury the struggling diver had been hooked between his legs.

Mr Goldfinch, of Exmouth, said: "My mates were falling about laughing. I said 'sorry mate, I didn't see you there' and he just said it was very murky down there.

"The funniest thing was that his girlfriend then surfaced, helped him remove my tackle from his tackle and nonchalantly handed the hook back to me and apologized.

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That's not how you put the worm on the hook, son.

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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
08-19-2011, 11:45 AM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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lol.gif ouch!
08-19-2011, 01:35 PM #3
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Can you imagine the look on that poor fucker's face when he felt a slight tug on his worm and then the fisherman set the hook?


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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
08-19-2011, 02:25 PM #4
Octo Mother Superior
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Must have been a master baiter lol.gif

08-19-2011, 02:35 PM #5
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Mathew 4:19- "Come, follow me," Jesus said, "and I will make you fishers of men."



More religious NUTS...



Well, we know what the prayer was.


Dear Baby Jesus, PLEASE MAKE THE LINE SNAP!



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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
08-19-2011, 02:37 PM #6
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Poor old John Goldfinch. He used to be passionate about fishing. But now, just the thought of it gives him the willies...

Yes, it's a day he will always reMEMBER.


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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
08-19-2011, 02:55 PM #7
Octo Mother Superior
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No doubt chuckle.gif I hope his junk isn't feeling to eel from the experience though 13.gif
08-19-2011, 06:24 PM #8
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Biere.
08-23-2011, 08:43 AM #9
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08-23-2011, 09:25 AM #10
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