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05-14-2015, 02:15 AM #1
ocker1 Member
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My neighbors, the two cute, young, lesbians next door, asked me what I would like for my birthday.

I was quite surprised, when they gave me a ROLEX !

It was very nice of them, but I'm pretty sure they misunderstood me when I said:

"I wanna watch !"
05-14-2015, 02:32 AM #2
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05-14-2015, 02:54 AM #3
bohica Member
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I steal all of Ocker1's jokes and paste them to Facebook.

There's plenty of room for all God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes!
05-14-2015, 03:16 AM #4
ocker1 Member
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(05-14-2015, 02:54 AM)bohica Wrote:  I steal all of Ocker1's jokes and paste them to Facebook.


THIEF ! rofl.gif
05-14-2015, 03:17 AM #5
SpiritMasonChazz Member
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No Rolex for me in 2015 the decline of Western civilization has killed off the hot Women of the 80 s & 90s. Now I would need a barf bag to watch my ignorant immigrant food stamp devowering neighbours. SoCal still has some cool people but rotten fruits & nuts are now the majority here.
05-14-2015, 10:44 AM #6
White Ribbon call me
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(05-14-2015, 02:54 AM)bohica Wrote:  I steal all of Ocker1's jokes and paste them to Facebook.

sicko!

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05-14-2015, 10:48 AM #7
White Ribbon call me
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(05-14-2015, 02:15 AM)ocker1 Wrote:  My neighbors, the two cute, young, lesbians next door, asked me what I would like for my birthday.

I was quite surprised, when they gave me a ROLEX !

It was very nice of them, but I'm pretty sure they misunderstood me when I said:

"I wanna watch !"

why do straight men think two women getting it on is hot, yet the thought of two men makes them sick?..

pretty much all my friends in real life are lesbians, and they are pretty hot ones, and what prawn do lesbians like to watch?? gay male prawn.. its very popular.. which i find odd..

sigh..

back to painting..... *ocker is probably painting two naked lesbians as we type"

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05-14-2015, 10:53 AM #8
Accidental Stoner Member
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05-14-2015, 12:36 PM #9
ocker1 Member
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(05-14-2015, 10:48 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:  
(05-14-2015, 02:15 AM)ocker1 Wrote:  My neighbors, the two cute, young, lesbians next door, asked me what I would like for my birthday.

I was quite surprised, when they gave me a ROLEX !

It was very nice of them, but I'm pretty sure they misunderstood me when I said:

"I wanna watch !"

why do straight men think two women getting it on is hot, yet the thought of two men makes them sick?..

pretty much all my friends in real life are lesbians, and they are pretty hot ones, and what pr0n do lesbians like to watch?? gay male pr0n.. its very popular.. which i find odd..

sigh..

back to painting..... *ocker is probably painting two naked lesbians as we type"

yup.gif

Yeah --- painting on their soft velvety thighs
05-14-2015, 01:05 PM #10
White Ribbon call me
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oh yes, the clitoris i think its called.. lovely.. carry on.......



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