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Google 'confirms' All New Zealanders are sheep shaggers
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12-20-2017, 09:21 AM #1
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Quote: It remains the Aussies' favourite putdown for Kiwis - and now Google says it's true: us Kiwis are all sheep-shaggers.

The question was posed by a Reddit user: "Do New Zealanders f**k sheep?"

Unsure of our sexual habits, a Reddit user asked Google for the answer.

Which was -

"Yes. All New Zealanders do in fact f**k sheep," her phone's Google Assistant app said out loud.

Then the written explanation.

"All New Zealanders do in fact f**k sheep. In New Zealand we shag sheep as though the apocalypse will probably arrive before dinner...

Read more: nzherald.co.nz

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12-20-2017, 03:21 PM #2
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I thought everyone knew this.
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12-20-2017, 05:09 PM #3
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12-20-2017, 05:29 PM #4
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12-20-2017, 06:10 PM #5
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12-20-2017, 07:01 PM #6
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Ocker isn't technically from NZ, so this doesn't apply to him.

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12-25-2017, 07:38 AM #7
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12-25-2017, 08:07 AM #8
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The reason NZ shag sheep is that the Ozzies bought up all the 'roos. The Canadians were left with caribou and baby seals.

The Brits stick to their blood pudding with a spot of tea. The kinky ones go for the biscuits.

Europe prefers screwing Jews.



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12-25-2017, 01:13 PM #9
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(12-20-2017, 09:21 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  
Quote: It remains the Aussies' favourite putdown for Kiwis - and now Google says it's true: us Kiwis are all sheep-shaggers.

The question was posed by a Reddit user: "Do New Zealanders f**k sheep?"

Unsure of our sexual habits, a Reddit user asked Google for the answer.

Which was -

"Yes. All New Zealanders do in fact f**k sheep," her phone's Google Assistant app said out loud.

Then the written explanation.

"All New Zealanders do in fact f**k sheep. In New Zealand we shag sheep as though the apocalypse will probably arrive before dinner...

Read more: nzherald.co.nz

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I heard NZ was only populated because the Aussies kicked out all the sheep fuckers.
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12-25-2017, 06:31 PM #10
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